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The following is a list of recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches introduced between October 11, 1986, and May 23, 1987, the twelfth season of SNL.

Marge Keister

A Jan Hooks sketch. Debuted October 11, 1986.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	October 11, 1986	Sigourney Weaver
12	November 15, 1986	Sam Kinison
12	December 13, 1986	Steve Guttenberg
12	February 14, 1987	Bronson Pinchot
12	May 16, 1987	Garry Shandling
13	October 24, 1987	Sean Penn
14	November 19, 1988	John Lithgow

The Church Lady

Dana Carvey plays a "holier-than-thou" talk show host. Debuted October 11, 1986.

Church Chat

Season	Episode	Host	Notes
12	October 11, 1986	Sigourney Weaver	Christopher Durang (Himself), Sally Kellerman (Jan Hooks), Ann Landers (Nora Dunn) and Zuul (Sigourney Weaver)
12	November 8, 1986	Rosanna Arquette	Jenny Baker (Victoria Jackson), Rosanna Arquette (Herself) and Ric Ocasek (Himself)
12	November 15, 1986	Sam Kinison	Church Lady boycott the show because of this night's host (Sam Kinison)
12	January 24, 1987	Joe Montana, Walter Payton	Shirley MacLaine (Jan Hooks), Walter Payton (Himself) and Joe Montana (Himself)
12	February 21, 1987	Willie Nelson	Church Lady and Willie Nelson sing together. Danny DeVito (Himself), Ann Landers (Nora Dunn), Willie Nelson (Himself).
12	March 28, 1987	Charlton Heston	Jim (Phil Hartman) and Tammy Faye Bakker (Jan Hooks)
12	May 23, 1987	Dennis Hopper	Dennis Hopper (Himself)
13	October 24, 1987	Sean Penn	Rashashimi Khadudi Hasumi-imi-humi (Jon Lovitz), Sean Penn (Himself)
13	December 5, 1987	Danny DeVito	Jessica Hahn (Jan Hooks), Danny DeVito (Himself)
13	February 27, 1988	Judge Reinhold	Pat Robertson (Al Franken) and Jimmy Swaggart (Phil Hartman)
14	November 5, 1988	Matthew Modine	Morton Downey Jr. (Himself)
15	December 16, 1989	Andie MacDowell	Nadia Comaneci (Jan Hooks), Leona Helmsley (Nora Dunn), Andie MacDowell (Herself)
15	February 24, 1990	Fred Savage	Enid (Fred Savage), Marla Maples (Jan Hooks) and Donald Trump (Phil Hartman)
15	March 17, 1990	Rob Lowe	Rob Lowe (Himself)
16	December 1, 1990	John Goodman	Sadam Hussein (Phil Hartman) and the Church Lady's mother (John Goodman)
22	October 26, 1996	Dana Carvey	O.J Simpson (Tim Meadows) & Madonna (Molly Shannon)
26	October 21, 2000	Dana Carvey	Hillary Clinton (Ana Gasteyer), Anne Heche (Chris Kattan) and Eminem (Chris Parnell)
36	February 5, 2011	Dana Carvey	The Kardashians (Nasim Pedrad, Abby Elliott, Vanessa Bayer) and Snooki (Bobby Moynihan)
41	May 7, 2016	Brie Larson	Ted Cruz (Taran Killam) and Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond)

Additional appearances

Church Potluck- December 6, 1986
Christmas Eve- December 17, 1988
The '90s- January 13, 1990
Weekend Update- November 5, 2016

Mr. Subliminal

Played by Kevin Nealon, he was originally an advertising executive (named Phil Maloney) who used subliminal messages to influence people. His appearances on Update utilized the subliminal technique (i.e. saying things rapidly and under his breath, in between sentences) to reveal what he is really thinking. For example, in an editorial on the 1994 caning of Michael Fay, he stated that:

"...the boy admitted to spray painting cars but he's only eighteen and young people often do stupid and impulsive things they later regret (Shannen Doherty). I happen to think [pause] that everyone's entitled to one mistake (Euro Disney). And I'm not saying there aren't [pause] those who I'd love to see get a good flogging (Urkel), it's just that [pause] I'm afraid we've become so insensitive that we've learned to accept the idea of a man's beating in public (Pee Wee Herman)."^[1]

Debuted October 11, 1986.

Derek Stevens ("She choppin’ broccoli...")

An English singer/songwriter (played by Dana Carvey) is meeting with his record producers to go over his demo, which they soon discover he has failed to record. He insists, however, that he has written songs and he can play the songs for them live, and when they ask him to do so, he quickly makes up a song called "The Lady I Know". He then sits at the piano and begins sloppily faking his way through the song, which ultimately becomes an endless refrain of the chorus, "Choppin' broccoli" in various vocal styles and intonations. Upon hearing it, the producers appear to be awestruck by his lyrics, and are ecstatic about recording the song. Debuted October 11, 1986.

This song was originally in a Dana Carvey stand-up comedy routine about the vapidness of popular music.

Stevens returns in a later sketch, in which his producers try to convince him that his premature death might help the sales of his album. A fearful Stevens responds by hyping a new song, with the same tune as "The Lady I Know", but featuring different, though equally repetitive, lyrics and a similar endless refrain ("My pretty little lady! My pretty little gir-rl!") The producers are unimpressed.

Stevens appeared once more on SNL's 40th Anniversary Special in 2015, singing "Choppin' Broccoli".

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	October 11, 1986	Sigourney Weaver
12	December 13, 1986	Steve Guttenberg
12	February 14, 1987	Bronson Pinchot
13	February 13, 1988	Justine Bateman

The Sweeney Sisters

The Sweeney Sisters are a duo of party singers, Candy Sweeney (played by Jan Hooks) and her sister Liz (played by Nora Dunn). They normally sing cover medleys of pop standards in very high-pitched voices, a la Nick the Lounge Singer. Their medleys always include the first two lines of "The Trolley Song" ("Clang, clang, clang went the trolley...") about two-thirds of the way through, followed by a string of scatting. In these medleys the last word of one song often segues into the first word of the next. The sisters are usually seen performing at various U.S. hotel lounges, and their performances usually begin with "You must have pressed 'L' for 'lobby'! Come, join us." They were the opening act at the 40th Primetime Emmy Awards in 1988.^[2] Candy and Liz have a sister (a former member of the group), Audrey, who was played by Mary Tyler Moore. The Sweeneys' accompanist, Skip St.Thomas, was played by composer Marc Shaiman. Debuted October 18, 1986.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	October 18, 1986	Malcolm-Jamal Warner
12	November 22, 1986	Robin Williams
12	December 20, 1986	William Shatner
12	January 31, 1987	Paul Shaffer
12	March 28, 1987	Charlton Heston
12	May 23, 1987	Dennis Hopper
13	November 14, 1987	Robert Mitchum
13	December 19, 1987	Paul Simon
14	December 17, 1988	Melanie Griffith
14	March 25, 1989	Mary Tyler Moore

Instant Coffee with Bill Smith

A Kevin Nealon sketch. Debuted October 18, 1986.

The Two Sammies

A Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon sketch. Debuted November 8, 1986.

Miss Connie's Fable Nook

A Jan Hooks, Dana Carvey, Dennis Miller and Kevin Nealon sketch. Debuted November 8, 1986.

The Jungle Room

A Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz sketch.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	November 15, 1986	Sam Kinison
12	January 24, 1987	Joe Montana, Walter Payton
12	October 24, 1987	Sean Penn
12	December 5, 1987	Danny DeVito

Ching Chang

Dana Carvey played the character Ching Chang, a typical Asian-American stereotype whose only goal in life is to put his chickens in their own show on Broadway. Debuted November 15, 1986.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	November 15, 1986	Sam Kinison
12	January 31, 1987	Paul Shaffer
12	February 28, 1987	Valerie Bertinelli
12	May 9, 1987	Mark Harmon
13	November 21, 1987	Candice Bergen
16	November 10, 1990	Jimmy Smits
26	October 21, 2000	Dana Carvey

The NFL Today

A parody of The NFL Today, with Phil Hartman impersonating Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder and Kevin Nealon impersonating Brent Musburger.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	January 24, 1987	Joe Montana, Walter Payton
13	October 17, 1987	Steve Martin
13	January 30, 1988	Carl Weathers
15	April 14, 1990	Corbin Bernsen

Mace

A Phil Hartman sketch. Debuted January 24, 1987.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	January 24, 1987	Joe Montana, Walter Payton
13	November 21, 1987	Candice Bergen
15	March 17, 1990	Rob Lowe
16	March 23, 1991	Jeremy Irons

Nightline

A parody of the late-night news program Nightline, with Dana Carvey impersonating its host Ted Koppel.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	February 14, 1987	Bronson Pinchot
16	January 12, 1991	Joe Mantegna
18	September 26, 1992	Nicolas Cage

Discover with Peter Graves

Phil Hartman impersonates actor Peter Graves in this series of sketches. It parodies actors hosting documentary series, portraying Graves as not being able to fully understand or comprehend the show's topics.

Appearances

Season	Episode	Host
12	February 28, 1987	Valerie Bertinelli
12	April 11, 1987	John Lithgow
13	October 24, 1987	Sean Penn
13	January 23, 1988	Robin Williams

President Dexter

A Charlton Heston sketch. Debuted March 28, 1987.

References

^ "SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 04/22/78: Dancing in the Dark - SNL Transcripts Tonight". 8 October 2018.
^ Stutz, Colin (October 9, 2014). "Jan Hooks' Top 5 Musical Moments". Billboard. Archived from the original on October 12, 2014. Retrieved June 7, 2021.

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