Vanessa Bayer plays teen Disney Channel star Miley Cyrus as the exuberant host of her own talk show. (Theme song: "I've got guests, and a show, and I'm ready to go! So I guess that's pretty cool! It's pretty cool!") Bryan Cranston played her father and house band leader Billy Ray Cyrus in the sketch's debut; he was replaced by Jason Sudeikis in later installments.
Bayer performed her impression of Cyrus during her auditions for SNL. She said in a 2011 interview that when fans recognize her, Cyrus is the character they most often mention.[1]
Cyrus asking her guests extremely long, compounded questions is a recurring element of the sketch. (For example, to Katie Holmes (Anne Hathaway): "Like, how did you transition into doing more adult roles, and, like, what's the sexiest role you've ever done, and, like, how many boys have you kissed on screen, and, like, who's your best friend, and, like, who's Tom Cruise's best friend, and why does your baby wear high heels, and what does Jesus think of Scientology?") According to Bayer, the questions tend to change throughout the process from writing through rehearsal to the live performance. "That run is one of those things that is always changing up until the show. We'll take out one of the questions that didn't get a laugh and put a new one in."[1]
Bayer and Cyrus first met in person when Cyrus hosted the March 5, 2011, episode of SNL. Cyrus described their meeting:
I said, "You play me on TV!" And she said, "Yeah, I do." And I was like, "Oh, well that’s pretty cool." And she goes, "What?" And I was like, "Oh my God, I sound like you doing me!"[2]
Cranston appears as Billy Ray Cyrus. Paul Brittain appears as Johnny Depp. Miley shows a clip from her "really dramatic" movie, Goodbye, Jeff (featuring Andy Samberg).[3][4]
Hathaway appears as Katie Holmes. Miley announces she's sexy now, and shows her screen test to play Batman's girlfriend in the next Batman film (featuring Samberg).[5][6][7]
A French TV series about angry teens who break into dance to express their emotions and act out melodramatic plotlines. Taran Killam stars as François.
Killam co-wrote the first version of the sketch while working with The Groundlings, after being inspired by the Camille song "Ta Douleur": "We just were looking for a reason to dance around, really...It’s sort of just our exaggerated portrayal of our American interpretation of French youth culture, inspired by the song."[16] He credits Emma Stone's support for making the sketch Killam's first written work to be performed on SNL.[17]
SNL writer Rob Klein helped Killam with the "structure" needed to make "Les Jeunes de Paris" a recurring sketch.[16] Following its second appearance, Killam said:
The action of the sketch is whatever the tone of the song I chose inspires. "Tékitoi?" [the Rachid Taha song used in the second sketch] has got some of that combative energy because of the two voices going back and forth, so I wanted to involve some sort of love triangle in the plot. But it just becomes about how many times people can throw water in my face. It’s just really fun to do, to get as much of the cast involved to jump around and look like idiots.[16]
As François' lover Juliette (Stone) prepares to leave him, he convinces her, with a heartfelt dance, to reconsider; in the course of the dance, they are married (by Napoleon) and Juliette gives birth. The Tour de France and The Hunchback of Notre-Dame also make appearances.[19][20]
In a commercial for Spotlightz Camp for Serious Child Actors, Laura and other child actors perform scenes from Academy Award-winning films such as Forrest Gump.
Scenes from the blaxploitation horror film "The Bride of Blackenstein". Eisenberg appears as Igor. Musical guest Nicki Minaj appears as the titular Bride.[24][25]
Deleted scenes from The Sound of Music featuring an excised character played by Hispanic comedian Richie Inez Jr. (Fred Armisen). Cyrus appears as Liesl Von Trapp.[10][11]
Following the engagement of Prince William to Kate Middleton, the Queen and Prince threaten Kate (Hathaway) that she'd better follow their rules if she wants to be part of the royal family.[5][7]
The Queen and Prince harangue Kate (Abby Elliott) for not being pregnant yet, but they take a liking to her more reckless younger sister Pippa (Perry).[30][31]
Herb Welch
Bill Hader plays an elderly, cantankerous news reporter who spews prejudice and insults while hitting his interview subjects in the face with his microphone. Nasim Pedrad and Jason Sudeikis play anchors Wanda Ramirez and Jack Rizzoli, while the episode's host appears as one of Welch's interviewees. Towards the end of each installment, Rizzoli announces to viewers that Welch has just died; but when they cut back to Welch, he's suddenly revived.
The Herb Welch character has been interpreted as a satirical take on former Good Day New York reporter Dick Oliver.[32] However, Hader has said the character stemmed from a sketch with Emma Stone where he played a different reporter, Peter de Santos; during rehearsal, he "kept pretending to hit Kristen and Emma in the face with a microphone. And that's how we came up with Herb Welch. So we wrote Herb Welch into it the next week."[33]
The Julian Assange sketches were written by Seth Meyers and Christine Nangle. Nangle said in an interview that the sketches "were super fun to work on, because we were allowed to play with it. Like, we would start other sketches and interrupt them with Julian Assange ... it was fun to mix up what the normal SNL way of doing things is."[37]
Daniel Frye (Jay Pharoah) is the wheezing, frustrated, stuttering, fast-speaking high school principal of Booker T. Washington High School who makes announcements during school dances and events where he starts off his announcements by quoting "Attention teachers and students." The announcements would revolve around the various antics that are happening at the school dances and events. Principal Frye refers to the mischievous students as "Jive Time Turkeys" and also insert the words "our beloved" before the name of the staff member (with their occupation being said before the staff member's name) when talking about what had happened to them. Other characters that appear in this sketch include the unnamed vice-principal (Vanessa Bayer) who opens up the dance and/or event announcements and the gym teacher Mr. Steve Kane (Kenan Thompson) who keeps the students in line when they start booing at the speaker (played by the Host).
He is based on Jay Pharoah's former principal Jimmy Frye at Indian River High School in Virginia who had the similar mannerism.[41]
The math teacher Mr. Griggs (Paul Rudd) hosts Booker T. Washington High School's End of the Year Holiday Jam where the activities include dodgeball and pop-a-shot in the gymnasium, a holiday dance party in the library annex, and the appearance of the rapping rabbi Dr. Dreidel for those who celebrate Hannukah.[40] The announcements from Principal Frye range from:
A toddler running around in the cafetorium who has apparently made a huge mess from B-Hall to D-Hall. Principal Frye demands that the parent of the toddler go pick it up for Booker T. Washington High School is a high school and not a day care center.
The Christmas elf costumes that were ridden from last night's holiday show are infected with the Scabies and that those who have worn them have gotten itchy and have been rushed to the hospital. Principal Frye holds a moment of silence for the victims of the Scabies.
Someone has fed the Booker T. Trojan Horsemascot a bucket of Dr. Pepper and several Viagra tablets and is in the parking lot trying to fornicate with the Nissan Sentra with Miss Williams trapped inside. This caused Principal Fry to call in a special veterinarian that is familiar with horse erections and then holds a moment of silence to pray for Miss Williams to make a safe tactical escape.
Booker T. Washington High School has its Hunger Games-themed dance in the banquet hall of the Ramada Inn.[42] There are announcements from Principal Frye ranging from:
Someone spiking the punch with a bad substance where the ex-con janitor Mr. Efron had drunk it and was alone on the dance floor humping it to MC Hammer's "Pumps and a Bump" (it was mentioned by Principal Frye that Mr. Efron had already gotten two strikes and his parole officer says that he is not allowed to have "milk"). Principal Frye instructs the students not to use this wonderful night to send Mr. Efron back into the judicial system for he deserves better.
Someone bringing an iguana as a prom date (which is considered "Bestiality" in the bible) and it ended up running into the cardboard Hunger Games trees where nobody can find it. Principal Frye commented that iguanas are stuck-up animals that don't even look at anyone.
An owl getting into the building. It was later sighted making a nest inside of a vending machine.
A stray pit bull has infiltrated a limousine out front with the license plate "Sexy-N-I-No-8" where it consumed the food in the limo, was being horny as Hell, and was fornicating with the mini-bar. Principal Frye commented that someone's going to lose their deposit.
Josh Brolin appears as Teacher Liaison to the Prom Committee Mr. Harold who ended up drinking the spiked punch and mentions his affair with a student named Sharika (played by Nasim Pedrad).
Booker T. Washington High School has its Halloween party called the Hell-O-Ween Ball (the misspelling of Halloween on the banner was considered a bad start by the vice-principal) in the tent located in the Walmart parking lot to help promote "literacy."[43] There are announcements from Principal Frye ranging from:
A special announcement about some of the costumes worn by the students. Principal Frye orders a female student who showed up dressed as an African Princess to put a bra on since this is a family event and that nobody needs to see any runaway "bresticles."
A baboon had gotten into the tent. It was later revealed to have been a student in a convincing costume where he had cut off the rear end of the baboon costume, stuck his butt through the hole, and painted them red making it look realistic.
A reminder that there is no such Halloween character by the name of "Crackula."
Two students have been expelled for fornicating inside a Mufasa costume. What had happened on the dance floor was "two students getting it on and not a lion having a seizure."
A comment to the student that showed up dressed as a leprechaun that he is not fooling anyone.
Someone having put a pet shark in the dunk tank and Principal Frye orders whoever did it to get the shark out before someone gets attacked by the shark.
Christina Applegate appears as the school librarian Miss Schrader who is dressed as the Ghost from the Haunted Library (with the costume being mistaken as the KKKFairy by some students and referred to by Mr. Kane as a slutty Jedi) and is accepting donations to the School Library.
Booker T. Washington High School has its Valentine's Day dance revolving around abstinence in the gymnasium.[13][14] There are announcements from Principal Frye ranging from:
Someone spiking the punch with some ecstasy where the Social Studies teacher drank it and was on the dance floor in his man-diaper doing the Cha Cha Slide.
If anyone got shot by an arrow on this night, it is actually a hobo with a crossbow lurking in the parking lot and not Cupid.
Someone had released the turtles and frogs from the Scientific Examination Lab where they have been having an inter-species gang war on the dance floor to the tunes of "Baby Got Back." Principal Frye orders the students not to wager on this exciting animal event.
A comment to the student who brought a ventriloquist dummy as a prom date to keep its dirty mouth shut and teach it some manners or it will be expelled.
Last year's abstinence dance didn't work because someone had just given birth in a photo booth where Principal Frye had to confiscate the photos so that he can have the mother collect them for these pictures are memories that should last a lifetime.
Someone had lost their wig in the punch bowl and Principal Frye orders the owner of that wig to "get their hair out."
Justin Bieber appears as a student named Bryce Dunham (who is the Head of the Social Committee) where he and his girlfriend Mary (played by Nasim Pedrad) had come up with the abstinence theme at the Dance Planning Meeting. While Bryce seems cheerfully committed to abstinence, Mary appears to be teetering on the brink of insanity from abstaining. Mr. Kane even mentions about a venereal disease back in his day during the 1970s called "Montezuma's Grenade" where "you have sex, you explode."
Booker T. Washington High School hosts the town's Fall Carnival where the $400 that were raised will be split between the PTA and the winner of the Students' Choice Charity called "Bail for Chris Brown." There are announcements from Principal Frye ranging from:
Some of the students have stolen the Whac-A-Mole mallets and have taken it upon themselves to chase the homeless people off the property. Principal Frye reminds the students that the game is "Whac-A-Mole" and not "Whac-A-Bum."
Someone has taken off all their clothes and is parading around in what might be a cotton candy thong. Principal Frye hopes that it's cotton candy or that person must go see a doctor or someone.
Several students have been caught fornicating in the funhouse. Unfortunately, there are so many mirrors there that Principal Frye can't tell if there was either two students or a full-on orgy. The school secretary Miss Janice (who lived through the 1970s) was still shocked at this sordid display and fainted at first sight.
An opossum is posing as a churrovendor. If anyone is looking for a snack, Principal Frye recommends they get funnel cake.
Someone has placed a nurse shark in the apple bobbing barrel and then poured a can of Red Bull in there as well causing the nurse shark to behave aggressively where it plans to check things off its "to-do list". Principal Frye suggests that nobody goes bobbing for apples unless they value the lips on their face.
There's a dirty diaper in the ball pit and somebody will catch hepatitis.
Kerry Washington plays 1st Year Teacher Miss Terry who works as the carnival's dunk tankclown (though Mr. Kane claims that she was tricked into volunteering for the job) and has a hard time with the students that are angry at her for failing them in their mid-term exams and calling their parents.
Booker T. Washington High School goes on a field trip to the Norfolk Zoo after they sold a record number of candy bars which made this field trip possible where one student sold so many, it was suspicious. There are announcements from Principal Frye ranging from:
Someone had put a bandana-wearing rat and a large pepperoni pizza in the turtle habitat hoping to create their own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles situation. Principal Frye states that the rat is not trained in martial arts and it can't swim. The cheese from the pepperoni pizza has made the water there very murky.
If anyone finds a zebra, Principal Frye wants them to tell the zebra that he would like to have a word with him and to tell him to make up his mind. Principal Frye even quoted "Black or white. He can't be both. He's not Drake."
Someone has slashed the tires on the school bus making the ice cream party after the field trip not happen. As a result of what happened to the bus, everyone has to ride home in rented Ford Fusions. Principal Frye hopes that everyone is happy because some of the students are going to have to ride in the hatchbacks.
Someone gave a Smartphone to a monkey where it has started a Snapchat account and has been sending around pictures that are very inappropriate. Principal Frye advises the students to never trust a monkey in the matters of love.
Anna Kendrick plays zookeeper Sarah Didrichsen who gives a presentation about the elephant that will be arriving at the zoo named "Ashy Larry" (a name chosen by one of the students after Booker T. Washing High School won the zoo's "Name an Animal" contest) and shows off the rescue iguana named Four Loko (who was named after the drink that it was fed) that was rescued from Booker T. Washington High School who had just gotten out of animal rehab. Then she gets infuriated with the students when Four Loko is stolen by one of them who has replaced Four Loko with a Shrek toy.
Contestants Jake (Rudd) and Carolyn (Vanessa Bayer) successfully identify Subway spokesman Jared Fogle and actor Steve Zahn, but Jake can't remember the name of his doorman, Norman (Kenan Thompson), and Carolyn fails to provide the name of her office cleaning lady Mary (Kristen Wiig). Jake successfully guesses that at least one of his summer interns is named Josh, but loses his winnings when he still can't remember the doorman's name.[39][40]
Timberlake and musical guest Lady Gaga play themselves as contestants on the show. They have no trouble identifying animated character MC Skat Kat and actor Wallace Shawn, but Timberlake fails to come up with the names of Katie (Abby Elliott), a girl he slept with two weeks earlier; and his former N Sync bandmate Chris Kirkpatrick (Taran Killam). By contrast, Lady Gaga not only identifies a fan (Fred Armisen) she met briefly after a concert, but also remembers his sister, and shows up Timberlake by knowing Kirkpatrick's name and the purpose of the charity Timberlake is representing.[34][35]
A couple is enjoying a carnival ride featuring singing animatronic robots (played by the host, Taran Killam, and Bill Hader), when the ride suddenly breaks down. As the couple waits to start moving again (with updates from a repairman (Bobby Moynihan)), the robots continue to repeat their routine; however, one of the riders notices that the routine is changing so as to imply an ominous threat to the couple.
On the Merryville Haunted Castle ride, Vanessa Bayer is much more concerned about the robots than Jay Pharoah is, but after Pharoah is dragged off, she finds she cannot resist a fourth robot played by guest Tom Hanks.[47]
Triangle Sally
Kristen Wiig portrays a 1980s-era "musician" whose act consists entirely of dancing and occasionally tapping a triangle.
In an ad for the Time–Life DVD collection "The Worst of Soul Train", Sally appears performing "her only recorded song", "I Have a Triangle". The host notes that "Triangle Sally died halfway through that song."[46]
Ludwig van Beethoven (Fallon) introduces Sally as part of the orchestra performing the 1824 premiere of his Ninth Symphony.[49]
Triangle Sally also appeared in an installment of The Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy that was scheduled to air on May 19, 2012, as part of Wiig's final episode as an SNL cast member. The sketch was cut from the episode before airing, but was released online.[50]
Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy
13-year-old Jacob (Vanessa Bayer) was introduced in a sketch featuring his bar mitzvah, which his father (Fred Armisen) had insisted on turning into a star-studded extravaganza despite Jacob's protests that a "modest luncheon" would have been fine.
Jacob has subsequently been featured on Weekend Update, to tell the stories of Hanukkah and Passover. In each of these appearances, he reads from a prepared speech peppered with corny jokes (usually repeating a punchline on a later joke, even if it doesn't make sense); after each joke, he looks up at the audience with a grin. When Seth Meyers or Michael Che tells him he doesn't need to read from a script, or tries to engage him in dialogue, Jacob just smiles and then resumes his speech. Jacob is also incredibly shy when talking to Cecily Strong and most likely girls in general.
Bayer had told one of the SNL writers about the Jacob character, which she had originated in her stand-up, but didn't write the first bar mitzvah sketch herself. About the character, she said: "When I was in seventh grade, we had bar and bat mitzvahs every weekend, so I had a lot of experience with that kind of boy. I was bat mitzvahed, and there were so many awkward boys running around."[1]
According to SNL writer Christine Nangle, the Kings of Catchphrase Comedy sketches "are so fun, because the whole cast gets involved and you give them a catchphrase and then they improvise – some of them improvise their own catchphrases. And you just get to see everybody come through that day – because it takes a while to film it all – and just kind of be hilarious. You just kind of let them go and you're reminded of how talented our cast really is."[37]
An installment of the sketch was scheduled to air on May 19, 2012, but was cut. It was later released online.[50]
Get in the Cage!
Actor Nicolas Cage (Andy Samberg) sits down with a fellow thespian (appearing as himself) to discuss their craft. However, the only question Cage ever seems to ask is why he doesn't appear in a movie that his interviewee is trying to promote. In a re-occurring gag and catch phrase, in each sketch, the interviewee will insult Cage, and after a brief thinking pause, Samberg (as Cage) will misinterpret the insult as a compliment, exclaiming, "That's high praise!" In the interview where Nicolas Cage interviewed Nicolas Cage, the real Cage delivered the "That's high praise!" line.
As Hugh Jackman, Andy Samberg hosts a talk show for actors whose roles portray radically different sides of their personality. Bobby Moynihan plays the stage manager, Richie.
Bayer and Armisen appear on Weekend Update to discuss the many great qualities of their friend (a ruthless dictator), while going into hushed asides about his breaches of etiquette.