The Noid

The Noid
The Noid near his pizza crusher in a 1980s advertisement
First appearance1986; 38 years ago (1986)
Last appearance2021
Created byGroup 243[1]
Voiced byPons Maar[2] (1986–1995)
In-universe information
GenderMale
OccupationPizza Destroyer

The Noid is an advertising character for Domino's Pizza created in the 1980s[3] and briefly revived several times. Clad in a red, skin-tight, rabbit-eared body suit with a black N inscribed in a white circle on his chest, the Noid is a physical manifestation of all the challenges in delivering a pizza within 30 minutes.[4] Though persistent, his efforts are repeatedly thwarted.

History

A standard Noid commercial, including narration promoting the 30-minutes guarantee.

The Noid was created in 1986 by Group 243, the advertising agency of record for Domino's Pizza.[citation needed] Group 243 hired Will Vinton Studios to sketch the Noid and animate the advertisements[1][4][5][6] using claymation.[7] Advertisements use the slogan "Avoid the Noid". His vocal effects were provided by Pons Maar.[2] Most of the advertisements were narrated by Andre Stojka.

In 1988, a Saturday morning cartoon series called The Noids was planned by CBS, but was canceled amid complaints that it was merely an advertising ploy and not a show for children.[8]

As part of the advertising campaign, a computer game was released in 1989 called Avoid the Noid. The object of the game is to deliver a pizza within a half-hour time limit in an apartment building swarming with Noids (some of which are armed with pizza-seeking missiles or water balloons). In 1990, Capcom released a platform game, Yo! Noid, for the Nintendo Entertainment System, where the Noid was portrayed as a pizza-consuming hero instead.

Chamblee hostage incident

On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was personally directed towards him and was antagonizing him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.[9]

After ranting to the employees that the then-owner of Domino's, Tom Monaghan, was fraudulent and had stolen his name, he first forced them to call the Domino's headquarters to demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation for him.[9] After offering to exchange a hostage for a copy of American postmodern author Robert Anton Wilson's 1985 novel The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when an officer brought him the book.[9] Noid then became hungry and forced the captive employees to make him two pizzas;[9] while Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[9] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[10] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident, both of them hitting the ceiling.[11]

Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[12][13] Noid subsequently spent time in a mental institution, but died by suicide on February 23, 1995.[7][14] This incident was widely believed to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[15] but this claim has been rejected by the company and their advertisers.[16]

Revivals

Domino's made a limited run of 1,000 Noid T-shirts in December 2009. On May 4, 2011, the Noid was used as a promotional figure for the Facebook page of Domino's, and made a brief appearance as a stuffed toy at the end of a May 2011 advertisement promoting a one-topping pizza deal. The 25th birthday of the Noid was marked with the video game The Noid's Super Pizza Shootout, a tribute to Avoid the Noid.[17]

In June 2016, Spooky Pinball LLC announced the release of its new licensed pinball machine, Domino's Spectacular Pinball Adventure[18] prominently featuring the Noid character. During 2016, the Noid appeared and was referenced in some Domino's commercials, as part of their USA "Pizza Payback" campaign.

In August 2017, a fan-made sequel to Yo! Noid was created for the New Jam City 2017 game jam called Yo! Noid 2: Enter the Void.[19][20]

The Noid is briefly in the background of a 2017 Domino's advertisement.[21]

The Noid returned to television in April 2021 in a series of brief video advertisements on social media. Domino's officially confirmed the return of the Noid later in the month, and he was subsequently included in the mobile game Crash Bandicoot: On the Run! as part of a tie-in promotion.[22]

References

  1. ^ a b John, Brownlee. "Death And Pizza: How Domino's Lost Its Mascot". Co.Design. Retrieved May 7, 2018.
  2. ^ a b Higgins, Chris (June 26, 2015). "6 Obscure Facts About the Noid". Mental Floss. Retrieved November 30, 2015.
  3. ^ Studio 360 (April 13, 2018). "An Oral History of the Noid: A Tale of Pizza, Guns, and Madness". Slate. Retrieved April 20, 2018.{{cite web}}: CS1 maint: numeric names: authors list (link)
  4. ^ a b "The rise and fall of The Noid". www.pri.org. Retrieved April 20, 2018.
  5. ^ "Death And Pizza: How Domino's Lost Its Mascot". July 10, 2014. Retrieved April 20, 2018.
  6. ^ "A Magical World of Clay". Retrieved April 20, 2018.
  7. ^ a b Blitz, Matt (December 16, 2022). "The Tragic End of the Domino's Noid". Food & Wine.
  8. ^ Boyer, Peter J. (January 25, 1988). "CBS Plans 'Noids' Cartoon Series". The New York Times. Retrieved September 8, 2015.
  9. ^ a b c d e Betzold, Michael (February 1, 1989). "Domino's can't avoid Mr. Noid". Detroit Free Press.
  10. ^ "Business Notes: Advertising Characters". Time. February 13, 1989. Archived from the original on October 14, 2007. Retrieved November 13, 2006.
  11. ^ "Angry Gunman, Named Noid, Arrested In Botched Domino's Robbery, Say Police". Associated Press. January 30, 1989. Retrieved April 29, 2021.
  12. ^ "Paranoid Noid is Not Guilty Due to Insanity". Deseret News. August 23, 1989. Retrieved January 12, 2019.
  13. ^ "Noid to get mental treatment". UPI. August 23, 1989. Retrieved January 12, 2019.
  14. ^ "Kenneth Lamar Noid". Tallahassee Democrat. February 26, 1995. p. 18. Retrieved January 12, 2019.
  15. ^ "Death And Pizza: How Domino's Lost Its Mascot". Co.Design.
  16. ^ "A Void: The Noid - Studio 360". Studio 360 PRI.
  17. ^ Rebecca Marx (August 9, 2011). "Domino's Digs up the Noid for One Week Only". Fork in the Road. Archived from the original on June 7, 2015. Retrieved August 9, 2011.
  18. ^ "Spooky Pinball's Dominos Pizza Pinball Pictures Released". Pinball Supernova. June 20, 2016. Retrieved April 11, 2017.
  19. ^ "Yo Noid! Was Way Ahead of its Time". itch.io. Retrieved February 28, 2018.
  20. ^ Devore, Jordan (August 4, 2017). "Someone made a Yo! Noid sequel and it's shockingly good". Destructoid. Retrieved November 9, 2018.
  21. ^ "Domino's Piece of the Pie Rewards TV Commercial". iSpot.tv. Retrieved February 28, 2018.
  22. ^ Zwiezen, Zack (April 26, 2021). "The Noid Is Back To [Checks Notes] Fight Crash Bandicoot and Self-Driving Cars". Kotaku. Retrieved April 26, 2021.