"The Intro and The Outro" is a recording by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.[1][2] It appears on their debut album, Gorilla (1967). It is not so much a song as a comic monologue in which the speaker introduces the musicians who ostensibly appear on the recording. The recording fades out before the emcee completes the introductions and without the "orchestra" being able to play anything more than a vamp. The piece was written by Bonzo member Vivian Stanshall, who also provides the vocal.[3] The Oxford English Dictionary credits this song as the first known use of the word "outro".[4]
Stanshall first introduces the seven members of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, who are credited with their actual instruments, over a vamp that resembles Duke Ellington’s "C Jam Blues". Following that, the imaginary line-up turns toward comedy. Some of the "musicians" named are actual performers credited with instruments that they did not play or typically were not associated with. Others are actors, politicians and other public figures not generally linked with musical performance in any way. Some of those named will now be unfamiliar to listeners outside mid-20th century Britain, such as Billy Butlin, Val Doonican, Max Jaffa and the comic strip character Lord Snooty from The Beano. Peter Scott, credited as playing the duck call, was a well-known British ornithologist (and son of Robert Falcon Scott, the Antarctic explorer).
Personnel
According to Stanshall's monologue the Bonzos play the following instruments on the recording, although several of the band were multi-instrumentalists and may play other instruments as well.
The "sessions gorilla" portion of the recording originally ran "And now just arriving, Quintin Hogg on pig grunt". Hogg was a British politician at the time. He learned of the piece prior to its release and objected to his name being used in such a context, namely the pun on his last name as "hog" (with one "g") is also another term for a pig. He managed to get Stanshall back into the studio to record the line about the sessions gorilla that is heard on the final recording. It is not known if any copies of the original version still exist.[6] Controversy also grew out of the juxtaposition of The Princess Anne with Hitler.[7]
Cultural references
Vivian Stanshall is also known for appearing as the “Master of Ceremonies” on Mike Oldfield’s original recording of Tubular Bells, a role which involved introducing the instruments featured in the recording, most of which were played by Oldfield.
An excerpt of the song, with an adapted commentary sounding like Stanshall (actually performed by Bob Monkhouse), was used in a 1988 television advertisement, made at Passion Pictures and animated by Chuck Gammage, for the Cadbury Creme Egg.[8]
^"Dance veteran steps up to lead role in classic musical". Western Morning News. May 29, 2009. Remember the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band and their hit 'I'm The Urban Spaceman'? Or 'I'm Going To Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight'? Or 'The Intro and The Outro' ("looking very relaxed... Adolf Hitler on vibes")? Well the avant garde, off-the-wall entertainers are at the Landmark Theatre next month in their latest incarnation – Three Bonzos and a Piano.
^Mike Chapple (November 3, 2006). "Showbiz antidote hits the road again". Daily Post. Archived from the original on February 25, 2023. Retrieved March 11, 2010. The Bonzos pre-empted the quintessentially English anarchic comedy of the Pythons in the late 1960s with songs that celebrated all things daft and beautiful. These were epitomised perhaps by "The Intro and The Outro", in which Stanshall in his posh MC voice reeled off a series of unlikely guest artistes over a mantra-like trad jazz riff, ie, "Say hello to big John Wayne, xylophone, Robert Morley, guitar, Billy Butlin, spoons. And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes."