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1 | "The Old Man and the She" | Leonard Stern | Leonard Stern, Arne Sultan | September 6, 1967 (1967-09-06) |
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Paula enlists the help of Dick in aiding the cause of an elderly Greek gentleman who faces deportation. |
2 | "The Second Time Around" | Leonard Stern | Jim Parker, Arnold Margolin | September 13, 1967 (1967-09-13) |
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On their 6th anniversary, Dick and Paula plan a big second wedding, but confusion ensues with the presence of two best men. |
3 | "How to Fail in Business" | Leonard Stern | Martin A. Ragaway | September 20, 1967 (1967-09-20) |
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Dick and Paula decide to purchase their apartment building, but are soon inundated with complaints from their neighbors. |
4 | "The Phantom of 84th Street" | Jay Sandrich | Arnold Margolin, Jim Parker | September 27, 1967 (1967-09-27) |
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Oscar's $65,000 painting is stolen from Dick and Paula's apartment, while a friend inexplicably gives Paula a herd of goats. |
5 | "One of Our Firemen is Missing" | Jay Sandrich | Austin Kalish, Irma Kalish | October 4, 1967 (1967-10-04) |
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Instead of working at the firehouse, Harry decides to help Dick and Paula, but is then dismissed from his job as a result. |
6 | "Before You Bury Me Can I Say Something?" | Jay Sandrich | Jim Parker, Arnold Margolin | October 11, 1967 (1967-10-11) |
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After undergoing his routine physical, Dick mentions to Paula that he is having his will drawn up, leading to frenzied explanations that he is in good health. |
7 | "Dick's Van Dyke" | Jay Sandrich | Allan Burns, Chris Hayward | October 18, 1967 (1967-10-18) |
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As part of a bet stemming from a 10-day vacation, Richard and his friends sport beards upon their return and try to see who can keep their facial hair the longest. |
8 | "The Background Man" | Jay Sandrich | Allan Burns, Chris Hayward | October 25, 1967 (1967-10-25) |
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Dick hires an attractive, but klutzy woman to help him draw his comic strip and Paula develops pangs of jealousy over the new business arrangement. |
9 | "Vote Yes or No" | Jay Sandrich | Chris Hayward, Allan Burns | November 1, 1967 (1967-11-01) |
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Dick and Paula are at odds when he and his boss campaign against an increase in pay for firemen, causing Paula to picket his offices. |
10 | "He and She vs. Him" | Jay Sandrich | Chris Hayward, Allan Burns | November 8, 1967 (1967-11-08) |
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Suffering from writer's block, Dick is subsequently sued for plagiarism by a comic book rival, who also happens to be a former boyfriend of Paula's. |
11 | "The Coming-Out Party" | Jay Sandrich | Chris Hayward, Allan Burns | November 15, 1967 (1967-11-15) |
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Paula's friend Dorothy begins dating Dick's dentist, Dr. Krillman, but the two end their relationship the night before Dick's tonsillectomy. Guest stars John Astin and Mariette Hartley.
Note: In 1968, this episode won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing Comedy Series. [3] |
12 | "Deep in the Heart of Taxes" | Jay Sandrich | Joe Bondaduce | November 22, 1967 (1967-11-22) |
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Dick and Paula are audited by the IRS, with Dick unaware that Paula has kept him in the dark about her undeclared horse racing winnings. |
13 | "Don't Call Us" | Jay Sandrich | Chris Hayward, Allan Burns | November 29, 1967 (1967-11-29) |
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After Dick and Paula get an unlisted phone number, Paula forgets it, which makes them unreachable in an emergency and prevents their attendance at a party for Princess Grace. |
14 | "North Goes West" | Jay Sandrich | Chris Hayward, Allan Burns | December 13, 1967 (1967-12-13) |
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After Oscar decides to move to California for the Jetman TV show, Dick and Paula make plans to move until Oscar throws a going-away party for himself. |
15 | "Easy Way Out" | Jay Sandrich | Arnold Margolin | December 20, 1967 (1967-12-20) |
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Paula's poker party is unexpectedly raided by the police, resulting in Oscar running away to protect his reputation. |
16 | "Poster Boy" | Jay Sandrich | Jim Parker, Arnold Margolin | December 27, 1967 (1967-12-27) |
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When a wanted poster of a neighborhood burglar closely resembles the apartment handyman Andrew, he becomes the chief suspect in Oscar's eyes. |
17 | "45 Midgets From Broadway" | Jay Sandrich | Arnold Margolin, Jim Parker | January 3, 1968 (1968-01-03) |
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When Jetman is made into a Broadway musical, Oscar is cast in the lead, but is a disaster, resulting in Dick, Paula and the show's backers brainstorming to fix the show. |
18 | "A Rock by Any Other Name" | Jay Sandrich | S : Treva Silverman, Peter Meyerson; T : Milt Rosen, Arne Sultan | January 10, 1968 (1968-01-10) |
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After Harry loses a rock that Paula gave Dick the day he proposed on Cape Cod, Dick has a copy made, but then the original is found in the same place. |
19 | "Goodman, Spare That Tree" | Jay Sandrich | Allan Burns, Chris Hayward | January 24, 1968 (1968-01-24) |
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Paula's cousin from Texas arrives with an olive tree that she insists will make a fortune, but authorities have other plans. |
20 | "The White Collar Worker" | Jay Sandrich | Jim Parker, Arnold Margolin | January 31, 1968 (1968-01-31) |
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After a penniless, uninsured minister hits Dick and Paula's new car, he offers to do handiwork for the couple, which leads to disaster. |
21 | "Along Came Kim" | Jay Sandrich | Arne Sultan, Milt Rosen | February 7, 1968 (1968-02-07) |
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Dick and Paula's Korean foster son comes for a visit, but he confuses Harry for his foster father, leading to havoc. |
22 | "What Do You Get for the Man Who Has Nothing?" | Jay Sandrich | Chris Hayward, Allan Burns | February 14, 1968 (1968-02-14) |
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Oscar entertains Harry for three days so that Dick and Paula can redecorate Oscar's apartment for a surprise birthday party. |
23 | "Dog's Best Friend" | Jay Sandrich | Milt Rosen | February 21, 1968 (1968-02-21) |
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Dick and Paula agree to watch a couple's dog after the latter's marriage breaks up, but the dog proceeds to drive Dick crazy. |
24 | "It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How You Watch the Game" | Jay Sandrich | Peggy Elliott, Ed Scharlach | February 28, 1968 (1968-02-28) |
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After a misunderstanding, Dick and Paula forfeit 30 tickets that were reserved for the Northwestern-Michigan State game, causing them to scramble for replacements. |
25 | "Knock, Knock, Who's There? Fernando, Fernando Who?" | Jay Sandrich | Allan Burns, Chris Hayward | March 6, 1968 (1968-03-06) |
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While Dick is out of town, Harry jumps to conclusions when he sees Fernando Lamas massaging Paula's leg. |
26 | "What's in the Kitty?" | Jay Sandrich | S : Paul Mason; T : Milt Rosen, Arne Sultan, Leonard Stern | March 13, 1968 (1968-03-13) |
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Dick and Paula host his boss for a dinner party, but the trio endures a sick cat, a poison scare and a mouse. |