Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce

"Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce"
Single by the Kunts
Released27 May 2022 (2022-05-27)
GenrePunk rock
Length1:46
LabelRadical Rudeness
The Kunts singles chronology
"Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt"
(2021) 		"Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce"
(2022) 		"Fuck Off Boris You Cunt"
(2022)
Music video
"Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" on YouTube

"Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" is a 2022 punk rock single by The Kunts, a band created by the dark comedy singer Kunt and the Gang. The song is directed at Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and references his relationship with convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein; the word "nonce" is British prison slang referring to child molesters or, more generally, pedophiles. The song reached No. 20 in the UK Singles Chart, and No. 1 in the UK Independent Singles Chart and UK Singles Sales Chart. The song is a follow-up to the band's previous tracks "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt" from 2020, and "Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt" from 2021.

History

In May 2022, Kunt announced in a newsletter that the Kunts would release "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" on 27 May, to coincide with the charts at the time of the Platinum Jubilee of Elizabeth II on 3 June. As with the previous chart attempts, multiple versions of the song and 24-hour streams were released. Versions have been made by Ricardo Autobahn and Rob Manuel.[1] The tracks were released by the band's independent Radical Rudeness label.[2] In the newsletter, Kunt said that the song was: "our attempt for the Jubilee chart Number 2 (let's face it, even if we did sell enough they'd never let it be Number 1 anyway!)" This references the Sex Pistols song "God Save the Queen", which reached No. 2 in the UK Singles Chart during Elizabeth II's Silver Jubilee (1977), leading to claims that the song was deliberately kept off No. 1.[3] In a press note, Kunt said the single was intended to reopen the conversation around Prince Andrew at a time the establishment wanted to hide it, and in particular Prince Andrew's relationships with Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Giuffre.[2]

The song's lyrics and promotion exploit the poorly received 2019 Newsnight interview in which Prince Andrew alleged an inability to sweat to rebut one accusation and a trip to PizzaExpress in Woking as an alibi for another. It also refers to Andrew's out-of-court settlement of Giuffre's lawsuit, for an undisclosed amount reported at £12 million by some news sources.

The song features a satirical reworking of the nursery rhyme "The Grand Old Duke of York", which includes the following lyrics:

The grand old Duke of York
He said he didn't sweat
So why did he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he'd never met?[2]

A video for the song was to be released on Kunt's YouTube channel on 20 May, but on 19 May the channel was taken down before he was able to post it. Within half-an-hour he appealed, but this was turned down. Kunt criticised the channel's removal saying it was "most unusual" for it to be taken down the day before the video's debut. He also said it was annoying that unlike "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt", which was not played on radio due to the swearing, "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" has no swearing, and the only explicit content is at the end when a man playing Prince Andrew has his naked buttocks censored by a PizzaExpress logo (though with the words "Pizza Express" replaced by "Sweaty Nonce").[4] He thus encouraged his followers to download the video from the song's website princeandrew.info and post it on as many YouTube channels as possible.[5]

The song peaked at No. 1 on the UK iTunes charts on 2 June 2022, with another version of the song peaking at #7 on the same day.[6] The song also achieved #74 on the Worldwide iTunes charts.[7] At 4:06 PM, the song achieved No. 1 on the Amazon Charts for Music. On 2 June 2022, the song reached #3 on the Trending Page of YouTube Music. Kunt attacked media outlets for not playing the song, complaining about being denied freedom of speech.[8]

Promotion

PizzaExpress, Goldsworth Road, Woking

To promote the song, Kunt hosted a flash mob on 29 May at the Woking PizzaExpress.[5] The band also put out a video of the "Randy Andy's Memory Loss Remix" via the website Chortle, which uses footage from the Newsnight interview.[9] In the mid-week Singles Chart update on 30 May, "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" reached No. 36.[10]

The song's cover image shows Prince Andrew, holding a slice of pizza while smiling and sweating profusely. He stands underneath a string of bunting made from Union Jack pennants, with one section replaced with a slice of pizza.[11]

Reception

Before the song was released, Andy Malt at Complete Music Update compared the song to "God Save the Queen", saying that the Kunts make the Sex Pistols track "seem a bit twee".[12]

On 31 May 2022, the Official Charts Twitter account announced it was one of the 'highest trending' songs in the UK.[13] In June 2022, at the Glastonbury Festival, graffiti of the words 'Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce' appeared. Kunt responded to the news saying that it was: "Nice to see the good folk at Glastonbury are ready to welcome Prince Andrew back into public life."[14]

On 6 April 2023, the Kunts announced they would be releasing a follow-up song under the new name the Krown Jewels. The song, "Scrap the Monarchy", was released on 5 May 2023, the day before the coronation of Charles III and Camilla.[15]

Personnel

The performers on the track are:

  • Kunt – vocals
  • Carsehole – lead guitar
  • Rubber Johnny – bass guitar
  • Fucksticks – drums

Charts

Chart performance for "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce"
Chart (2022) Peak
position
UK Singles (OCC)[16] 20
UK Indie (OCC)[17] 1

References

  1. ^ Trendell, Andrew (27 May 2022). "The Kunts on their Jubilee single 'Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce'". New Musical Express. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 27 May 2022.
  2. ^ a b c Murray, Robin (10 May 2022). "The Kunts Announce New Single 'Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce'". Clash. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 11 May 2022.
  3. ^ Wolf, Ian (7 May 2022). "Künt announces Jubilee chart bid with Prince Andrew song". British Comedy Guide. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 7 May 2022.
  4. ^ "Chart blow as YouTube ban The Kunts". Chortle. 23 May 2022. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 23 May 2022.
  5. ^ a b "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce for Jubilee No. 2!". princeandrew.info. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 22 May 2022.
  6. ^ "UK iTunes Top Songs". kworb.net. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 27 May 2022.
  7. ^ "Worldwide iTunes Song Chart". kworb.net. Retrieved 2 June 2022.
  8. ^ Kyriazis, Stefan (4 June 2022). "Embarrassing Prince Andrew song shoots up UK singles charts on Queen's Jubilee". Daily Express. Retrieved 5 June 2022.
  9. ^ "The Kunts: Prince Andrew's memory loss". Chortle. 30 May 2022. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 30 May 2022.
  10. ^ Griffiths, George (30 May 2022). "Can Harry Styles extend As It Was' lead as 2022's longest-running Number 1?". Official Charts Company. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 30 May 2022.
  11. ^ "Song called 'Prince Andrew is a Sweaty N***e' rising up British charts ahead of jubilee". June 2022.
  12. ^ Malt, Andy (10 May 2022). "The Kunts hoping for Jubilee hit single". Complete Music Update. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 11 May 2022.
  13. ^ Griffiths, George (31 May 2022). "Ed Sheeran ascends to Number 1 on the Official Trending Chart with 2step". Official Charts Company. Archived from the original on 31 May 2022. Retrieved 31 May 2022.
  14. ^ Abraham, Ellie (22 June 2022). "'Prince Andrew is a sweaty n**ce' graffiti already spotted at Glastonbury". indy100. Retrieved 23 June 2022.
  15. ^ "Künt releases anti-monarchy song via The Krown Jewels". British Comedy Guide. 6 April 2023. Retrieved 6 April 2023.
  16. ^ "Official Singles Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 4 June 2022.
  17. ^ "Official Independent Singles Chart Top 50". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 4 June 2022.