Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch adalah album Frank Zappa, diterbitkan pada bulan Mei 1982.

1. "No, Not Now" - 5:50
2. "Valley Girl" - 4:49
3. "I Come from Nowhere"- 6:13
4. "Drowning Witch" - 12:03
5. "Envelopes" - 2:46
6. "Teen-Age Prostitute" - 2:43

• Frank Zappa – Lead Guitar, Vocals
• Steve Vai – Guitar (credited as "Impossible guitar parts")
• Ray White – Rhythm Guitar, Vocals
• Tommy Mars – Keyboards
• Bobby Martin – Keyboards, Sax, Vocals
• Ed Mann – Percussion
• Scott Thunes – Bass
• Arthur Barrow – Bass
• Patrick O'Hearn – Bass
• Chad Wackerman – Drums
• Roy Estrada – Vocals
• Ike Willis – Vocals
• Bob Harris – Vocals
• Lisa Popeil – Vocals
• Moon Unit Zappa – Vocal on "Valley Girl"

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