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Wish in One Hand...
EP by Guided by Voices
Released	1997
Genre	Rock and roll, indie rock
Length	5:58
Label	Jass
Guided by Voices EP chronology
Plantations of Pale Pink (1996) Wish in One Hand... (1997) Plugs for the Program (1999)

Wish in One Hand... is a 1997 EP from Guided by Voices, recorded with a one-off cast, while leader Robert Pollard was between band line-ups. "Teenage FBI" would later be re-recorded, and become the first single from Do the Collapse.

All songs written by Robert Pollard.

1. "Teenage FBI" [original version] – 1:39^[1]
2. "Now I'm Crying" – 1:55^[1]

1. "Real" – 2:25^[1]