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(e/c) ::::Considering that you are quoting me, since when have you not been mean to me? I think that I am allowed to be mean to you every once in a while (e.g. once every minute or so). :D G'night pal! :) —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)05:24, 12 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
-cries- Certainly, even a former presidential candidate should show some measure of civility and consideration for others' emotions... I am truly disappointed :D :D IceUnshattered[ t ]02:42, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(e/c x 2) Would "you are stating the truth" work? Or "Pianista is a non-truth teller"? Or "Pianista is just another one of those cocky piano players"? :D :D :D :D —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)02:48, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
They'd blow my eardrums out, more like it. Actually, where I go to class, there are trombones practicing in the hall. Great music, I must say, but...can't be nice. :D :D :D
Lezee - you've been a dog, a victim of teh Kittehmaster, a knight "upon a white stallion," a possible secret admirer of moi :D :D :D, a soon-to-be-vampire after being bitten, as you well remember..., and so I'd figure, to add to your many personalities, you could be a comrade of Kuzco. :D :D :D —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:03, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
BTW, what about Rafal could possibly make you puke? What fault can you find with the looks, expression, and overall gentlemanly demeanor? —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:27, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(e/c...DON'T ARCHIVE WHEN I TRY TO REPLY! :D) Jeez, if you slobber that much, he might start to like you just because you can French! :D :D :D :P :P :P
BTW, just what happened to me? After calling me "dear" and "love" do many times..... :) lol!
<ignoring that utterly vulgar first response...Really? I have a chance? :D :D :D>
You, my friend, were eclipsed long ago. I was only mercilessly raising your hopes...only to crush them the moment after. Morally correct? No. Femme fatale? Oh, yeah.
(outdent) "Utterly vulgar"? Maybe you do. How should I know? Find him on Myspace, Facebook or the Polish Wikipedia...if you try the Pole WP, you could even polish your *ahem* mastery of the language!
='( I feel depressed. :D :D :D :D
Just making sure, love. :)
I could make a really sick joke there...but I won't. And you know what? I'll leave you with that perverted thought...BED TIME! —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)04:56, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Dziękuję! (Thank you!)
That was the intended effect, love.
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Oh, man, that is perverted - crud, now I can't sleep...
One last comment: sorry for the sick jokes...my friends and I got into it with "that's what she said" yesterday and part of today...so my mind has been, and is, stuck in the gutter... =/
*Serious blushing* ....thanks.... *looking at feet* I don't get compliments like that very often.One question though: do I really want to know how I could take that wrong? Or am I just being totally naive and something obvious is going over my head at this very moment?
Speaking of my girl, she is doing better with eating from what I hear from her and her friends! Thanks again for helping me with that...actually, bunches upon bunches of thanks for that....
And you know what? You are just plain freakin' cool. Your guy,[1] or any guy that eventually woos you,[2] is one of the luckiest guys on the planet. Well, I dunno. 24/7 laughing might hurt after awhile... :D —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)05:20, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I just realized that I totally missed my rant cue...hey, I didn't assign myself homework! -applauds- Finally, some true civility and kindness -happy face- Aww, brings such warmth to the heart of this little 'edian... IceUnshattered[ t ]01:25, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
@ Ed:
Aw, pal, I'm touched. Speechless, really. *shrugs off blushes*
You did? Somebody likes Sting.. Not that there's anything exactly wrong with that...but I need some material to bug you with. :D :D :D
Well, I wasn't on then, but I am on now...so where are you? :P
I did okay, but I felt I coulda done better. I got a nice shiny trophy, but there's that feeling in your gut that you just...COULDA, you know? Fumbled at the beginning (which I never did before, don't know why), but managed to pull it back together. I'm still kicking myself - but content with the shinies. :) —LaPianista(T•C•S)21:34, 16 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(<- Out) I do, actually. 70's and 80's classic rock, baby!
Ok, this part of the conversation is ending now, as it would be never-ending otherwise. :)
Oh, I know that feeling...in the U.P. Finals for tennis, we won the first set 6-3, and lost the second 6-2 or 6-4 (I forget). I told myself right then that I was going to leave it all out on the court so that I didn't have that feeling, but now I always wonder whether or not I put all my strength into my serves during that last set... =/ (I was broken both times). We lost that 6-2 or 6-3, and that almost cost us the U.P. Finals title... (We woulda had it in the bag, but one of our two best players was sick that day, and so that flight lost in the second round after a bye with a JV player - giving us no points...) —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)01:19, 17 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Oh, you play tennis? (forgive me if this was on your userpage - sue me, I haven't read it lately...) I play racquetball - but I suck at it, sorry. Once, I gave this guy a perfectly circular bruise on his knee...tons of laughs for me, tons of ice for him. —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:09, 17 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Okay, let's say that you are here. *puts hand an inch above the floor* Mr. Blechacz is up here. *climbs on chair and presses hand to ceiling* All the "leapfrogging" you've done is about up here. *puts hand on desk* 'Twill take much more effort, much more. —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:55, 19 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
first episdoe
When I said first episdoe I met the kitten master!!! YOu said he would reapear on another episode but's already the 6th episdoe! (now rember?) And also topgear if you want to watch the first episode go to her humour page. --Spittlespat02:29, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Oh. Well, I don't think Ed and I will be making any Bloody Murder episodes anytime soon. We've got some...uh...serious, uh, work to, you know, do. —LaPianista(T•C•S)02:39, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Seriously though, your article space edits are 27.99% of your total edits, while your userspace edits are 66.27% (the rest are in the project, template spaces etc). Simply put, the ratio is BAD for you. Do whatever you like (well, not whatever - there should be a limit), but make some useful edits and make yourself valuable to Wikipedia first. Then you can go about doing whatever you like while still contributing a lot (just like Ed here; veteran editor, rollbacker, wikiproject coordinator and still goes around posting umm... very useful stuff on people's talk pages) Chamaltalk12:18, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You make it sound like I am some amazing editor here Chamal... :) I've only been here since March, and seriously since maybe August or so! And I really shouldn't be a coordinator - the only reason I am is that TomStar81 had to leave for a time to deal with RL... =/ —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)17:48, 13 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, that bug spray! :P I thought there was a umm.. different meaning to it. So so, you mean to tell me that she uses the bug spray in her sleep? I knew she was talented, but I didn't think she was so talented :D Chamaltalk02:14, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
<rant>It's not my fault that I'm so talented that my piano teach has me do loads of homework week after week and burn my fingers off trying etude after etude! It's not my fault that I have literally ten full-length pieces to memorize in time for spring '09, which inches closer every second! It's not my fault that I have to study late, get assigned homework about stoopid subgectz likez SPELINGZ, dat iz juz plane stoopid!! It's not my fault that whenever I come online I have more re's than I can answer in one sitting, just because someguys (and a gal) are such great friends that they can't leave me alone for six hours... And it's certainly not my fault that half my WP-buddies are in a different time zone!
Blame my professor, blame...my mom (and hence, your mom), blame ALL of you, blame THE GEOGRAPHY OF OUR PLANET, but it's certainly NOT MY FAULT! And so on...I'm secretly laughing at all this, you know. (whoops, not a secret anymore...) —LaPianista(T•C•S)06:04, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ick... :) Sounds like a terrible life, my friend. You have my sympathies. So what should we do about it? Put forth a proposal to abolish all time zones? </extreme sarcasm> :D :D :D :D —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)07:49, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ohmygosh, I forgot. Of course! My piano can warp space-time, causing a ripple in the universal space-time continuum, and completely obliterate the need for bothersome time zones! All I have to do is hit the low C at the right time...*tries*...Darn it, missed the upbeat. Hold on...*tries again*...Whoops, that was B...gimme a minute...*tries* Ugh, pedal was off...*tries again* C-sharp? What was I thinking? Oh, whatev... —LaPianista(T•C•S)21:39, 16 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
What?! Hugglers never give up! We are valiant fighters, using our powerful tools to promote our own POV fight vandalism and remove all stupid comments by people who bug us make the wiki a better place!
You freak me out. I have always thought the same. I mean, she's sorta pretty, but you just get kinda tired of it, you know? Classic beauties, like Ms. Taylor are the kinds whose looks you can never get tired of - the real deal. :) Which is hot. —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:15, 17 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that you did something silly.
Just another to add to your collection. Enjoy it - feel the tingling on your face where it hit. And remember that it came from THE Pianista. —LaPianista(T•C•S)05:34, 18 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Heh....maybe I did deserve that...
I won't feel it though...the trout stayed on my monitor and went no farther. However, I will remember that it came from THE Pianista...I'll promise that. xD —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)01:40, 19 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
^(If you don't...if you do, ignore what follows) With your goals, it could take awhile. :P
Joy
What!?Why?Who? (talk) has given you a kitten! Kittens promote Wikilove and hopefully this one has made your day better. Share the WikiLove and civility with everyone and keep up the excellent editing! Send kittens to others by adding {{subst:Joy message}} to their talk page with a friendly message.
Nice. But keep it going! BTW, I'm going to start work on a new article in a few hours. You want to help me with it? We can get a DYK with it, and if you contribute enough, you get half the credit for it ;) Tell me if you are interested. Chamaltalk04:40, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
re rant...Gods above, you have my sympathy :) My hand is too small...which is basically fatal, when you've got to get to the end of Chopin's...uh...Etude in G-flat major reaaally quickly. Turns out fast fingers can't make up for a larger hand...BTW, good luck with the audition. IceUnshattered[ t ]20:38, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks very much, but I'm veerry superstitious about pre-performance rituals. Let's not gab about it too much, 'kay? My nerves are turning to jelly... :) I'm tempted to belt out There is superstitionnn, but I might be overusing it... :P —LaPianista(T•C•S)21:51, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Can the Americans here tell me exactly who Victoria's Secret Angels are? I mean, what are they? Thought it might be a good chance to get an FL ;) The link gives something like an overview, but if there's anything more, tell me because I need to know more if I'm going to work on it. BTW, please remember that while this may be something well known in your part of the world, I come from the other corner of the world ;) (well yeah, I guess it is known to normal people here as well... I could always ask the people at school, but I'll have to wait 2 days for that) Umm.. and if you think it's a dumb idea to work on something I don't know, I agree with that, but most of the pages I have created are on stuff I know nothing about (diamonds, APCs etc), so I guess it's OK to try again. If I mess up, it's OK; there's a lot of people to correct it ;) Chamaltalk13:12, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Huh. I know of them, but I'm not exactly an expert. 'S far as I can tell, they're select models to advertise Victoria Secret's line of lingerie. You could Google it, but then...maybe Ed can help, since, uh, he's into the, um, ladies' periodicals... ;) ;) ;) —LaPianista(T•C•S)18:56, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
So I'll have to waste my *valuable* time googling now :( Ed, are you sure you don't know? Living on the other corner of the world is sometimes hard ;) Chamaltalk01:02, 15 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ed's gonna be mostly gone for the weekend...so yeah, looks like you're stuck with Googling around. Unless, of course, you want to try the WP:RD/M. You'll get a response within a half-hour, sometimes less than that if you're lucky. —LaPianista(T•C•S)03:11, 15 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
So how do you put pictures on wikipedia (and like I said on ed17's userpage I confess that I think emily browning is a little cute... :D :D)--Spittlespat21:19, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hate to break it to you, but perhaps the safest way to obtain a picture of a celeb is to seek them out and take the pic yourself. Unless, of course, you want to go the long way around and negotiate with someone who owns a pic of Ms. Browning under a copyright. After that, you must promise to put it under fair use and use the picture exclusively on that article. For famous living persons, though, I think that the chances of lawfully getting access to a fair-use image are pretty slim.
But if I've completely missed your point (meaning you asked how to upload files in general), click on the link "Upload file" to your left, under "Toolbox." Follow the directions carefully, and don't forget to be über-descriptive when adding details about your media. —LaPianista(T•C•S)21:53, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You are kidding me! how am I suppose to go up to emily browning, liam aiken, or freddie highmore and take a picture of them???!!! great... the good news is that I became a rollbacker!--Spittlespat21:59, 14 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Oh, yeah...the Huggling "somersaults"... I swear, I have a talk page archive where I had at least >4 messup notices. Was so sure that admin would nuke my huggle access... IceUnshattered[ t ]02:05, 15 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
No, it wasn't. It was simply there in your direction, coincidentally after a post by your divinely angelic self, not intended to actually be received by you. Any insult engendered by this gesture of relative rudeness was entirely not meant for you.</sarcasm> —LaPianista(T•C•S)21:52, 16 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Uh-huh. Wait, I thought you were already a participant...or are you in the "Dirty-joke, sexual-harrassment campaigns against individual Wikipedians"? —LaPianista(T•C•S)01:10, 17 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
...Now, see, most pianists have naturally long fingers, which makes them very clumsy. Also, I was typing very quickly. Both of those do not mix, especially when I have a serious point to make (that, being, of course, of a very serious matter). </excuses> —LaPianista(T•C•S)01:28, 17 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You know...if my mind was in the gutter right now.... ;>
(out) My response? :P
You don't?! Bad dog! (proceeds to push Ed out the door) You stay out there all night! And, for heaven's sake, DON'T give me those big eyes and DON'T whimper like that! —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:26, 17 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
...Have I caught wind of an attempt to emulate my admirable, what-guys-find-cute half-Brit accent? (me Grandpaw was a half-Brit...) Doesn't fit well, with a guy, I tell ya. Makes 'im look a bit queer. Be a good dog and do that in falsetto, would you? —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:36, 17 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(<-- out) ...wow...that is a good song too! Thanks for the laugh (again), pal! And BTW, I think that you are a good friend 'o mine too! G'nite and don't let the beg bugs bite [too much]!
<different key>Joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to the World....ALllllllllllllllll the boys snd girls.... Joy to the fishes in the deep bluuuue sea...Joyyyyyyyyy to you and me."</diff key> :) Like it?—Ed17(Talk / Contribs)05:15, 18 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
So...you are implying that you wish for me to obtain a few welts, but not too many? Are you cognizant of the fact that such a result, could, if it were ever to come into being, cause me more than a little discomfort? Is that necessarily an example of goodwill towards a good friend o' mine?
Dunno how to do that...all the spells in my book are curses...
Actually, I can't tell (like I can hear you through your monitor, through your internet connection, through your service provider, to mine, through my connection, through my monitor). You might be pretty good - I don't know...but whatever the call is, I know I pwn you. :D :D :D
Good news for you! Keep up the good work then...but you're not doing it to impress anyone (remember that). 'Tis all of the wiki, by the wiki, and for the wiki. :) —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:31, 18 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
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