Hello I am here to tell you about Svdp. I am currently the sports page author in the weekly news. The head of this department is Tits McGee. He has guided our group through many adventures in this new millennium. We work hard in the production company to produce the very best news. Our viewers need the right information and they need it fast. We are looking forward to producing a movie this spring. I'm currently unavailable to release any information, but I am sure it will be very good. All I can say it is made up of short stories written by students.*

Jan:This month we are working on our video game project and its getting underway as we speak. I hope to be done with the script in a matter of weeks. Well, it does take a long time to write and then produce it. See you in the summer. We kick ass!!!

Feb:We were slow this month getting the script perfect. It took our team hundreds of hours just to come up with a theme, plot, characters, and storyline. It was boring and i threw up twice because i have the flu.

March: We just started getting support and the producers bank account numbers. I was joking because I'm actually one of them.

April: We are on track again after firing Tits McGee and we are almost done with the writing, effects, casting, costumes, and other stuff. We are hoping to have this movie done by early October and in the theaters by December. It will be great because we will work all summer to produce and make it, today April 15, 2008 we have started the first scene. This is a very nervous and exciting day for all of us here and i will try to keep you posted on everything we do.

May: What an exciting month. We have just completed half of the movie and its going to be in theaters before our set date. I would like to thank the people at Armor Games for letting us use their website to blow off some steam. Google search: World's Hardest Game and go to SnubbyLand.com. Hope to see you at the opening.

Jan: It's been a year now and we have spent over 50 million dollars making this awful film. Most of the crew has either been fired or has quit. I for one took my 11 million dollars I made from the movie and left for Europe. Well I guess I it will be the end for this movie. Hopefully i will be part of another, greater in cool stuff, film. Note that all mistakes in punctuation and grammar are do to the fact that a retard wrote half of this page and hahahaha.

Feb: All crew members died while vacationing in Malibu. It will be a day remembered as The Day All Embers of The World's Crappiest Film Died and i feel terrible because I took 1/5 of the production money and left to live a couple of year's in wealth in France. I think i really have accomplished a lot. I started out from a low sports writer for a crappy school, i then moved up to writer of a failure of a movie, and i ended up rich as hell. Just goes to show you all that you can go from a poor white boy into a rich, good looking and young, sexy bachelor.

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