Matthew Bailey en This user is a native speaker of the English language. This user contributes using an aluminium MacBook. This user loves Apple Computers Inc. so much that they will go to Bill Gates's house, screaming "Get a Mac" at the top of their lungs while insulting Microsoft Corp. on their Twitter, Facebook, and blog all at the same time. This user is male. This user owns an iPhone. This user is English. This user is from Essex This user lives in Yorkshire. This user's time zone is GMT. This user is a Virgo. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts. This user uses MSN Messenger as witheld. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. itv This user is from East Anglia and watches ITV Anglia. This user reads The Times. This user plays the clarinet. This user enjoys rock music. This user has an iPod. This user is a footballer. CFC This user supports Chelsea This user is happy.

Hi, I'm Matt.

• Scouts
• Computers
• Chemistry
• Sport, especially:
  • Football
  • Rugby
  • Cricket
  • Basketball
  • Badminton
• England

• Oasis (Band)
• Kasabian
• Good Charlotte
• Muse
• Green Day
• Pink Floyd
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Reel Big Fish

Je peux contribuer VRAIMENT(!) avec un niveau avancé en Francais...je l'etudie pour la baccalaureate en Angleterre. Matt a dit qu'il peut parler le Francais mais il ne sait aucun mot!!!!! je parie qu'il ne peut pas comprendre ce que je dis maintenant!!!!

Well it is obviously blatantly obvious that you can speak French, I mean you have to otherwise you'd be screwed... what an awesome day I had today, and again I have more respect for you now than ever :)

• Sandbox

If I Get Bored I May Update This :P Matthew Bailey 10:39, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I am bored, tired and emotional, there I have updated this!

Muse are possibly the greatest band ever, saw them last night at Wembley, was immense! Well done Matt, Chris and Dom!

• "Today I Ate Crumpet" - Matt - 29 July 2007
• "Sod That As An Idea, Why Would I Go On A Bus, When I Can Go In A Car" - Matt to his Mum
• "How Do You Think I Got Here, Teleported?" - Answer to many stupid questions
• "Sad Sack" - To Dad
• "There is nothing to like about Harlow, the station is crap, the roads are crap, the architecture is crap, the shops are crap, the buses are crap, the restaurants are crap and most of all it is full of crap people"
• "I think I am pished" - Matt - August 16 2007
• "Alice, its all because you are a raving alcoholic" - August 16 2007