The tales of the tri-star: chapter 2

Ben Case and Zach Thompson in the search for the Golden Pickups:

One Day Ben Case the "Mustang" and Zach Thompson "El Diablo" were in Cancune Mexico and they were all bored and stuff. They were only bored because they had mastered their guitar playing but unfortunately they were extremely out of inspiration. They called in a favor from their aerial compadre Enrique and he picked them up from cancune in his piece of crap airplane. he dropped them off in South Bristol New York, the location of where Zach and Ben lived, they went to their homesteads to gain an insight on what to do. Ben was surfing the internet for ancient items in rock history but after Tenacious D destroyed the pickof Destiny and replaced it with the Bong of Destiny there was one less Rock artifacts to be gained so Ben was just searching along and found a page on the Golden Pickups. After Ben told Zach about his amazing discovery the prepared for the next morning for they would set out to find these Pickups and that is where we find ourselves now.

Zach and Ben traveled to most Rockin city in all of the United States.... Cleveland, Ohio, anyways they talk to this hobo outside of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame who gave them information on the Golden Pickups, he was real cool his name was Karl, thats right Carl but with a K, he was a drafted soldier , he went to Vietnam and got all crazy after we lost the war, but he was a musician before he wen to war, and pointed the young musicians to Oahu Hawaii. Countless hours of pampering later by some mighty beautiful Hawaiin girls later they found a man named Tiki Joe, he played them Ukelele but he was unable to teach them anything because well Ben and Zach suffer from Easily Distracted Syndrom or EDS and they were looking at shiny things the whole time. Fortunately for them that Tiki Joe gave them a map to where they could find the Pickups.

Ten hours on the flight from Hawaii to California and thirty minutes boat ride to Alcatraz was how long it took for the duo to reach the Prison where the Pickups had been hidden. Thank goodness that Zach had packed the Big Mac's, Whoppers and Chalupas needed to nourish themselves or surely they would have starved to death. In the catacombs of Alcatraz prison the found the Golden Pickups along the pedistool in which they were laid upon were dozens of human skeletons in all directions when suddenly a strange figure appeared from the shadows, he wore a long black Les Paul along his backside, he demanded who they were, as they spoke their name's he laughed and snapped his fingers, suddenly three Epiphone amps appeared and they were in an intense guitar battle, the battle was extremely mind blowing, seven days length neither side fading when Zach busted out an amazing riff that would make a nun question the existants of God, and the mysterious musician's Low E, A and G strings broke, the battle was over.

After they had sum delicious fast food Ben and Zach had found out that they had just battled Bryan Spencer who irronically went to the same school as they and they all came to the agreement that they should form a trio, Bryan obtained the nickname"Magic Man" because well he can do magic. He used his magic to make the Golden Pickups appear on Bryan's Ben's and Zach's guitars and they traveled back to S. Bristol with inspiration and new really cool Pickups.