Captain Disaster is property of Irisvioleta. Captain Disaster was born thousands of years ago, to a legendary queen named Queen Califia, and to a powerful emperor named Albertus Maximus in the land of Theodara. Captain Disaster was not human, and she projected herself as a weird, usually quiet, fourteen-year-old girl attending an obscure high school somewhere in the New World. Captain Disaster liked to set things on fire. She and her nephew were thought to be pyromaniacs by Queen Califia. She had a sense of contempt towards most humans due to their “tendency to claim extensive amounts of knowledge, when in fact, they hardly know anything”. She was a great believer in the words of the philosopher, Socrates. Captain Disaster often quoted him throughout her lifetime. She preferred to have a handful of close friends than to have a multitude of “fakes” that she believed would stab her in the back at any given moment, if it was in their convenience. She was awkward when it came to showing what she considered “real feelings”, and never liked to admit she had them, unless she was around someone she trusted. Though legend has it that she never made friends during her extensive lifetime, she did come to deeply care for, and trust a few people. Among these people are her mother (Queen Califia), her father (Albertus Maximus), her brother (Tukano Magno), and her aunt (Suprasara, Queen of the Cucharas). Aside from her family members, she had a very difficult time trusting the ones around her. Eventually, though, in the early years of her life, she met Frankus Pistachius, ruler of the distant land of Jafariatopia, the birthplace of the great sorceress Jafaria. She mentioned more than once throughout her life that she would have never expected to befriend the powerful ruler, and she constantly thought about the odd circumstances of the first stages of their allegiance and friendship.

“Captain Disaster was in the teaching chamber of one of her many professors, the Great Chias Maxima. She had recently been informed that she was to complete a poster on an obscure subject. Captain Disaster was pretending to pay attention, but in reality, she was lost in the vortex of her own thoughts. When the professor instructed her students to pick a partner for the poster they were to begin working on that very day, Captain Disaster stood wearily from her uncomfortable stool and walked aimlessly around the teaching chamber with no clue as to who would be her partner. Then she saw Frankus Pistachius, a girl she talked to once in a while during band and school. They quickly became partners and began working on the poster. A few days later, Frankus Pistachius came over to Captain Disaster’s home to finish up the poster. They finished the poster, which they humorously noted had Edgarus Panikus secretly added to the section of illustrations. From then on, the visits became more frequent, and the pair became inseparable friends.” -Anonymous

Captain Disaster and Frankus Pistachius eventually befriended yet another great ruler, Francheska de’ Medici, a.k.a. Francis the Magnificent. The three went to a great number of shows together throughout their lifetime, along with Captain Disaster’s nephew, Princess Bobfedia. During the trips to shows, the four conquered vast expanses of land which would eventually be named “Έδαφος της μεγάλης σφαίρας” or “Land of the Great Globe”. Throughout the centuries, the four became like family to Captain Disaster (Princess Bofedia was already family, but they became closer). Captain Disaster loved her friends deeply until her disappearance. It was never known what exactly happened to her. She disappeared during an epic battle with a titanic monster. During this battle, an enormous vortex came out of thin air for only a few seconds. It is said Captain Disaster might have gone through this vortex, thus explaining her disappearance, but there are no solid facts to support this theory. There are some that claim Captain Disaster died in battle, but no body was found at the scene. However, there are theories that claim Captain Disaster never died, and is still roaming the lands with her close friends and family.

–There is a scar around Captain Disaster's hairline, the result of her fall from an apartment building as a young child.

–Captain Disaster is often seen with sections of red, burgundy, or hot pink hair, along with dark brown or black, when in her natural form, though when she poses as a human, she has either solidly black or dark brown hair. Her eye color also varies from maroon or dark copper, to chocolate brown.

–Captain Disaster escalator danced with various vampires.

–Captain Disaster has a peculiar obsession with egg kids, turbos, vampires, Jakotsu (property of Rumiko Takahashi), and the color burgundy.

-Frankus Pistachius and Captain Disaster engaged in tribal songs that strongly dazed and confused their victims, whom they later proceded to do weird things to. The Octopus Wienies Song was often used.

-Captain Disaster would spend hours reading novels, as "it was (her) only solace during certain difficult times".