Andrew Crocker, operating under the alias "andrewthehuman", is a twenty year old college student currently attending the University of Central Oklahoma in Edmond, Oklahoma. He is currently a junior pursuing a bachelors degree in History. Andrew Crocker lives in Murdaugh Hall during the fall and spring academic semesters. His permanent residence is located in Southwest Oklahoma City where he spends the summer with his two benefactors and his younger brother, Ty Crocker.

Andrew has dedicated his life to the study of history. His preferred area of study is United States Foreign Relations in the 20th Century. After earning a bachelors degree in History he plans to attend graduate school and later earn a Ph.D. so that he can teach American History at a University. In addition to teaching, he plans to write and publish books on Historiography and address popular interpretations of American History, particularly the role of the United States in 20th Century global affairs.

Although history is his primary interest, Andrew pursues a broad range of interests including Philosophy, Sociological theory, the history of knowledge, human thought and behavior, epistemology, religion, the psychologoy of religious thought, and the history of cultural trends of human opinion and preference regarding virtually every aspect of post-industrial society.