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There Is No Santa Claus!
EP by Servotron
Released	1996
Recorded	Zero Return Robotics
Genre	indie rock
Label	Amphetamine Reptile Records
Servotron chronology
Celebration of Annihilation (1995) There Is No Santa Claus! (1996) No Room for Humans (1996)

There Is No Santa Claus! was one of five singles Servotron released in 1996. It was released black vinyl only on Amphetamine Reptile Records.

• Efficient Side:

1. "Christmas Day of the Robot"

• Insensitive Side:

1. "Servotron Sonic Evaluation of the Christmas Season"
2. "Death of the Sugarplum Fairy"

• MACHINE 1: Z4-OBX - Bionic Drummer Boy
• MACHINE 2: Proto Unit V3 - Push button church choir
• MACHINE 3: 00zX1 - Data processing mannequin with implanted Scrooge Program
• MACHINE 4: Gammatron - Remote controlled door to door caroler

• Design/Illustration: Shag (after Ed Emshwiller)