Nice Ass
Studio album by Free Kitten
Released	January 30, 1995
Recorded	1994–1995
Genre	Indie rock
Length	32:38
Label	Kill Rock Stars[1]
Producer	"Kenny"
Free Kitten chronology
Unboxed (1994) Nice Ass (1995) Punks Suing Punks (1996)

Nice Ass is the first studio album by the band Free Kitten, released in 1995 on Kill Rock Stars.^[2]

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic	[3]
Christgau's Consumer Guide	[4]
Spin	7/10[5]

The Dallas Observer called the album a "sloppy pastiche of punk and funk [that] operates on the sort of wit that rhymes 'split ends' with 'Michael Jackson and his little friends.'"^[6] Caroline Sullivan reviewed the album unfavorably in The Guardian, writing, "The 15 songs, all of which were previously on singles or EPs, range from mildly amusing to not very (the gosh-this-is-fun screeching on the manic Secret Sex Friend). You can't imagine wanting to play this twice."^[7]

1. "Harvest Spoon" - 2:42
2. "Rock of Ages" - 1:58
3. "Proper Band" - 1:45
4. "What's Fair" - 2:53
5. "Kissing Well" - 3:22
6. "Call Back (Episode XXI)" - 3:00
7. "Blindfold Test" - 2:29
8. "Greener Pastures" - 2:37
9. "Revlon Liberation Orchestra" - 2:46
10. "The Boasta" - 1:31
11. "Scratch tha DJ" - 1:59
12. "Secret Sex Friend" - 0:41
13. "Royal Flush" - 3:39
14. "Feelin'" - 0:58
15. "Alan Licked Has Ruined Music for an Entire Generation" - 0:07

• Kim Gordon - Vocals, Guitar, Drums on "The Boasta"
• Julie Cafritz - Vocals, Guitar
• Yoshimi P-We - Drums, Vocals, Trumpet, Harmonica, Guitar on "The Boasta"
• Mark Ibold - Bass