Tommy Camaro (Ryan Durkin)[1] Cory Lockheart[3] Rory Lockheart[3] Caz U.L. Friday[3] Maxwell Brotherhood Shredmoore Ross Boneyard[3]
Past members
Mike Costello (vocals - Optimus Prime) Theo Katsaounis (bass - Optimus Prime)
Hewhocorrupts is a Chicago-based grindcore band that uses corporate lingo and aesthetics. They are most known for their songs mocking Metallica, making reference to the notorious allegations of the group having sold out by parodying the band's song titles with their own business-related counterparts: Ride the Lightning is retitled Ride the Limo and Master of Puppets becomes Master of Profits. This jab of satire is carried through the entire band's style. Their own site refers to them as "Hewhocorrupts Megacorp.", and they appear in a costume of business suits and aviator sunglasses informally known as "hardcorporate", in reference to other styles such as hardcore, grindcore, etc.[4][1][additional citation(s) needed]
Ten Steps To Success LP (2003, 625 Trashcore / Forge Again Records)
The Discographer CD/2xLP (2004, Forge Again Records, Level Plane Records, Scenester Credentials, Init records, Slave Union and Underground Communique Records)
Der EU-Investitionsantrag 12" (2005, Bloom Explode)
Golden Parachute LP (2022, Forge Again Records)
Singles / Splits / EPs
Split-CD with Wilbur Cobb 7" (2000, Vendetta Records)
Split-CD with Tusk 7" (2001, Hewhocorrupts Inc.)
Split-CD with Godstomper CD / 7" (2001, Blind Date Records)
Split-CD with Third Degree 7" (2002, Selfmadegod Records)
Split-CD with Infestation of Ass 7" (2002, Anthem For Doomed Youth Records)
Master of Profits CD / 7" (2002, Forge Again Records)[4]
Split-CD with Don't Worry About It (2003, Walk In Cold Records)
Split 7" with Fordirelifesake 7" (2002, Forge Again)
Split-CD with Fork Knife Spoon 7" (2004, Calls And Correspondence)