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"Computer says no" is a catchphrase first used in the British sketch comedy television programme Little Britain^[1] in 2004. In British culture, the phrase is used to criticise public-facing organisations and customer service staff who rely on information stored on or generated by a computer to make decisions and respond to customers' requests, often in a manner which goes against common sense. It may also refer to a deliberately unhelpful attitude towards customers and service-users commonly experienced within British society, whereby more could be done to reach a mutually satisfactory outcome, but is not.^[2]

Little Britain

In Little Britain, "Computer says no" is the catchphrase of Carol Beer (played by David Walliams), a bank worker and later holiday rep and hospital receptionist, who always responds to a customer's enquiry by typing it into her computer and responding with "Computer says no" to even the most reasonable of requests. When asked to do something aside from asking the computer, she would shrug and remain obstinate in her unhelpfulness, and ultimately cough in the customer's face.^[3] The phrase was also used in the Australian soap opera Neighbours in 2006 as a reference to Little Britain.^[4]

The catchphrase returns in Little Brexit, where Carol is still working at Sunsearchers as a holiday rep, confronted by a woman wanting to go to Europe. Carol uses the paraphrase "Brexit Says No", when the woman wants to go to France, Spain and Italy.

Usage

The "Computer says no" attitude often comes from larger companies that rely on information stored electronically. When this information is not updated, it can often lead to refusals of financial products or incorrect information being sent out to customers.^[1] These situations can often be resolved by an employee updating the information; however, when this cannot be done easily, the "Computer says no" attitude can be viewed as becoming prevalent when there is unhelpfulness as a result.^[5] This attitude can also occur when an employee fails to read human emotion in the customer and reacts according to his or her professional training^[6] or relies upon a script. This attitude also crops up when larger companies rely on computer credit scores and do not meet with a customer to discuss his or her individual needs, instead basing a decision upon information stored in computers.^[7] Some organisations attempt to offset this attitude by moving away from reliance on electronic information and using a human approach towards requests.^[8]

"Computer says no" happens in a more literal sense when computer systems employ filters that prevent messages being passed along, as when these messages are perceived to include obscenities. When information is not passed through to the person operating the computer, decisions may be made without seeing the whole picture.^[9]

Musician Jesca Hoop used the phrase in her 2017 song Animal Kingdom Chaotic; Pitchfork commented that "Computer screens, the implication goes, have turned us into a population of proxies who simulate doing things more than we actually do things."^[10]^[11]

References

^ ^a ^b Hyde, Dan (23 September 2013). "Who to blame when 'computer says no'?". Telegraph. Retrieved 23 January 2016.
^ Bird, Jackie (20 December 2009). "Computer Says No but We Need Our Say". Sunday Mail. Retrieved 12 January 2018 – via Free Online Library.
^ "Episode 3.1". Little Britain. Series 3. Episode 1. 17 November 2005. BBC. BBC 1.
^ "Neighbours Episode 5023 from 2006". NeighboursEpisodes.com. Retrieved 23 January 2016.
^ Peachey, Kevin (17 June 2009). "When the bank's computer says no". BBC News. Retrieved 23 January 2016.
^ Amit, Gilead; Kane, Pat (3 November 2015). "Professionals, your time is up, prepare to be sidelined by tech". New Scientist. Retrieved 23 January 2016.
^ "Mortgages: 'Computer says no' issues hitting the self-employed". The Scotsman. 14 August 2011. Retrieved 12 January 2018.
^ "Planners' move from 'computer says no' response is welcome". Mid-Devon Gazette. 22 May 2012. Archived from the original on 20 February 2016. Retrieved 23 January 2016.
^ Scheerhout, John (15 February 2007). "'Computer says no' to rude word". Manchester Evening News. Retrieved 23 January 2016.
^ Petridis, Alex (9 February 2017). "Jesca Hoop: Memories Are Now review – restlessly strange and full of ideas". The Guardian. Retrieved 18 December 2023.
^ Deusner, Stephen M (13 February 2017). "Memories Are Now". Pitchfork. Retrieved 18 December 2023.

[bank-1] Hyde, Dan (23 September 2013). "Who to blame when 'computer says no'?". Telegraph. Retrieved 23 January 2016.

[2] Bird, Jackie (20 December 2009). "Computer Says No but We Need Our Say". Sunday Mail. Retrieved 12 January 2018 – via Free Online Library.

[3] "Episode 3.1". Little Britain. Series 3. Episode 1. 17 November 2005. BBC. BBC 1.

[4] "Neighbours Episode 5023 from 2006". NeighboursEpisodes.com. Retrieved 23 January 2016.

[5] Peachey, Kevin (17 June 2009). "When the bank's computer says no". BBC News. Retrieved 23 January 2016.

[6] Amit, Gilead; Kane, Pat (3 November 2015). "Professionals, your time is up, prepare to be sidelined by tech". New Scientist. Retrieved 23 January 2016.

[7] "Mortgages: 'Computer says no' issues hitting the self-employed". The Scotsman. 14 August 2011. Retrieved 12 January 2018.

[8] "Planners' move from 'computer says no' response is welcome". Mid-Devon Gazette. 22 May 2012. Archived from the original on 20 February 2016. Retrieved 23 January 2016.

[9] Scheerhout, John (15 February 2007). "'Computer says no' to rude word". Manchester Evening News. Retrieved 23 January 2016.

[10] Petridis, Alex (9 February 2017). "Jesca Hoop: Memories Are Now review – restlessly strange and full of ideas". The Guardian. Retrieved 18 December 2023.

[11] Deusner, Stephen M (13 February 2017). "Memories Are Now". Pitchfork. Retrieved 18 December 2023.

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