Ask Me No Questions may refer to:

• "Miss Susie had a steamboat", a schoolyard rhyme
• "Miss Lucy had a baby", a related schoolyard rhyme
• Ask Me No Questions (novel), a novel about Bangladeshi families in the United States
• "Ask Me No Questions" (Frasier), an episode of the television show Frasier

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