2003 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards

26th Stinkers Bad Movie Awards
DateFebruary 22, 2004
Highlights
Worst FilmThe Cat in the Hat
Most awardsGigli (5)
Most nominationsThe Cat in the Hat (12)
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The 26th Stinkers Bad Movie Awards were released by the Hastings Bad Cinema Society in 2004 to honour the worst films the film industry had to offer in 2003.[1] The Cat in the Hat received the most nominations with twelve. All nominees and winners, with respective percentages of votes for each category, are listed below. Dishonourable mentions are also featured for Worst Picture (56 total).

Winners and nominees

Worst Film

Film[2] Percentage of Votes
The Cat in the Hat (Universal) 41%
Boat Trip (Artisan) 3%
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (New Line) 11%
From Justin to Kelly (FOX) 26%
Gigli (Columbia) 19%

Dishonourable Mentions

Worst Director

Recipient Percentage of Votes
McG for Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 30%
Richard Benjamin for Marci X 10%
Martin Brest for Gigli 26%
Robert Iscove for From Justin to Kelly 15%
Bo Welch for The Cat in the Hat 19%

Worst Actor

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Ben Affleck in Daredevil, Paycheck, and Gigli 33%
Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster 7%
Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations, and Radio 15%
Justin Guarini in From Justin to Kelly 26%
Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat 19%

Worst Actress

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Jennifer Lopez in Gigli 48%
Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and Duplex 15%
Kelly Clarkson in From Justin to Kelly 19%
Kate Hudson in Alex & Emma and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 15%
Lisa Kudrow in Marci X 3%

Worst Supporting Actor

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Sylvester Stallone in Spy Kids 3D: Game Over 52%
Alec Baldwin in The Cat in the Hat 3%
Justin Bartha in Gigli 27%
John Malkovich in Johnny English 7%
Roger Moore in Boat Trip 22%

Worst Supporting Actress

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Penelope Cruz in Gothika and Masked and Anonymous 26%
Karen Black in House of 1000 Corpses 22%
Robin Givens in Head of State 19%
Lainie Kazan in Gigli 22%
Estella Warren in Kangaroo Jack 11%

Worst Screenplay for a Film Grossing More Than $100M Worldwide Using Hollywood Math

Recipient Percentage of Votes
The Cat in the Hat (Universal), written by Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer 52%
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia), written by John August, Cormac Wibberley, and Marianne Wibberley 19%
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (MGM), written by Kate Kondell 10%
The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions (Warner Bros.), written by The Wachowskis 19%
Scary Movie 3 (Dimension), written by Craig Mazin and Pat Proft 0%

Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Boat Trip (Artisan) 40%
The Cat in the Hat (Universal) 28%
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (New Line) 24%
Kangaroo Jack (Warner Bros.) 0%
Scary Movie 3 (Dimension) 3%

Worst Song or Song Performance in a Film or Its End Credits

Recipient Percentage of Votes
"Anytime" by Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini from From Justin to Kelly 33%
"Baby Got Back" by Justin Bartha from Gigli 30%
"Cross the Green Mountain" by Bob Dylan from Gods and Generals 7%
"Fun, Fun, Fun" by Mike Myers from The Cat in the Hat 22%
"Power in My Purse" by Lisa Kudrow from Marci X 8%

Most Intrusive Musical Score

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia) 41%
Bad Boys 2 (Columbia) 15%
House of 1000 Corpses (Lionsgate) 15%
Gigli (Columbia) 10%
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FOX) 19%

Worst On-Screen Couple

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli 33%
Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini in From Justin to Kelly 30%
Cuba Gooding, Jr. and anyone forced to co-star with him in Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations, and Radio 15%
Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans in Marci X 7%
Stephen Lang and 5-Year-Old Lydia Jordan, YIKES!!! in Gods and Generals 15%

Most Annoying Fake Accent (Male)

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Ben Affleck in Gigli 41%
Walton Goggins in House of 1000 Corpses 7%
John Malkovich in Johnny English 7%
Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat 26%
John Travolta in Basic 19%

Most Annoying Fake Accent (Female)

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Jennifer Lopez in Gigli 26%
Karen Black in House of 1000 Corpses 19%
Kelly Clarkson in From Justin to Kelly 14%
Kate Hudson in Alex & Emma 19%
Connie Nielsen in Basic 22%

Worst Sequel

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Bad Boys 2 (Columbia) 26%
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia) 22%
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (MGM) 20%
The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions (Warner Bros.) 13%
Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (Dimension) 19%

The Spencer Breslin Award (for Worst Performance by a Child in a Feature Role)

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Spencer Breslin in The Cat in the Hat N/A
Dakota Fanning in The Cat in the Hat and Uptown Girls N/A
Lydia Jordan in Gods and Generals N/A
Frankie Muniz in Agent Cody Banks N/A
Daryl Sabara in Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over N/A
  • Note: only Stinkers founders Mike Lancaster and Ray Wright were allowed to pick the winner here, which is why no percentages are listed.

Least "Special" Special Effects

Recipient Percentage of Votes
Hulk (Universal) 41%
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia) 19%
Kangaroo Jack (Warner Bros.) 14%
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FOX) 26%
Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (Dimension) 0%

Worst On-Screen Group

Recipient Percentage of Votes
The Post-Teen Alcoholics in The Real Cancun 33%
The Angels in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 15%
The League of the Hopelessly Miscast in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 11%
The Pennsylvania Posse in From Justin to Kelly 15%
Sylvester Stallone and his multiple personalities in Spy Kids 3D: Game Over 19%

Most Annoying Non-Human Character

Recipient Percentage of Votes
The Cat in the Hat played by Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat 48%
The Hulk in Hulk 19%
Kangaroo Jack in Kangaroo Jack 22%
Thing 1 & Thing 2 played by Dan Castellaneta in The Cat in the Hat 4%
Tink played by Ludivine Sagnier in Peter Pan 7%

Most Overrated Movie

Recipient Percentage of Votes
The Last Samurai (Warner Bros.) 31%
Big Fish (Columbia) 7%
Kill Bill: Vol 1 (Miramax) 23%
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (New Line) 12%
Lost in Translation (Focus) 27%

Films with multiple wins and nominations

The following films received multiple nominations:

Nominations Film
12 The Cat in the Hat
11 Gigli
8 From Justin to Kelly
7 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
5 Boat Trip
Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
4 House of 1000 Corpses
Kangaroo Jack
Marci X
3 Gods and Generals
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
2 Alex & Emma
Bad Boys 2
Basic
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
The Fighting Temptations
Hulk
Johnny English
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Radio
Scary Movie 3

The following films received multiple wins:

Wins Film
5 Gigli
4 The Cat in the Hat
2 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

References

  1. ^ "Past Winners Database". The Envelope at L.A. Times. Archived from the original on 15 August 2007. Retrieved 7 October 2019.
  2. ^ "Worst of 2003 Results by Percentage". The Stinkers. Archived from the original on November 12, 2006. Retrieved January 8, 2024.