The 1933 All-Big Ten Conference football team consists of American football players selected to the All-Big Ten Conference teams chosen by various selectors for the 1933 Big Ten Conference football season.

• Ted Petoskey, Michigan (AP-1; UP-1; NK-1)
• Frank Larson, Minnesota (AP-1; UP-1; NK-1)
• Edgar Manske, Northwestern (AP-2)
• Sid Gillman, Ohio State (AP-2)
• Willis Ward, Michigan (NK-2)
• Fred Fink, Illinois (NK-2)

• Whitey Wistert, Michigan (AP-1; UP-1; NK-1)
• Ted Rosequist, Ohio State (AP-2; UP-1)
• Dutch Fehring, Purdue (AP-1; NK-1)
• Thomas D. Austin, Michigan (AP-2)
• Conrad, Chicago (NK-2)
• Ed Ungers, Purdue (NK-2)

• Zud Schammel, Iowa (AP-1; UP-1; NK-1)
• Joseph T. Gailus, Ohio State (AP-1; UP-1; NK1)
• Fritz Febel, Purdue (AP-2; NK-2)
• Albert Kawal, Northwestern (AP-2; NK-2)

• Chuck Bernard, Michigan (UP-1; NK-1)
• Thomas W. Moore, Iowa (AP-2)
• Roy Oen, Minnesota (NK-2)

• Joe Laws, Iowa (AP-1; UP-1 [halfback]; NK-2 [fullback])
• Jack Beynon, Illinois (AP-2; UP-1; NK-2))
• Paul Pardonner, Purdue (NK-1)

• Pug Lund, Minnesota (AP-1; UP-1; NK-1)
• Herman Everhardus, Michigan (AP-1; NK-1 [fb])
• Jay Berwanger, Chicago (AP-2)
• James Carter, Purdue (AP-2)
• Dick Heekin, Ohio State (NK-2)
• Hecker, Purdue (NK-2)

• Duane Purvis, Purdue (AP-1; UP-1; NK-1 [hb])
• Dick Crayne, Iowa (AP-2)

AP = Associated Press, "selected by the Associated Press with the assistance of coaches, officials and critics, who saw every player in action this fall"^[1]

UP = United Press chosen by the conference coaches^[2]

NK = Noble Kizer, head coach at Purdue and member of the NEA Service All-America Committee^[3]

Bold = Consensus first-team selection of both the AP and UP

• 1933 College Football All-America Team