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*The Visit*
The Visit
Genre	Comedy
Created by	Tony Burgess
Written by	Tony Burgess
Directed by	Tony Dow
Starring	Iain McKee; Steve Edge; John Henshaw; Vincent Davies; Stephen Walters
Opening theme	"How Does It Feel?" by Slade
Country of origin	United Kingdom
Original language	English
No. of series	1
No. of episodes	7
Production
Executive producer	Kenton Allen
Producer	John Rushton
Editor	Simon Reglar
Running time	Approximately 30 minutes
Original release
Network	BBC Three
Release	15 July –; 26 August 2007

The Visit is a British television programme written by stand-up comedian Tony Burgess. Starring Iain McKee and Steve Edge, the series revolves around the visiting room of the HMP Radford Hill, a category C prison.^[1]

The BBC revealed The Visit is part of a series trilogy with I'm With Stupid and Thieves Like Us.

Plot outline

Stray sheep, dodgy drug deals and snatched conjugal rights are common, as the inmates of HMP Radford Hill are reunited with family and friends on their weekly visits.^[2] The series follows two prisoners as they entertain visitors on a weekly basis. Michael, in prison for a jewellery robbery he didn't commit, is awaiting the outcome of his appeal. His weekly visits consist of his father, his Nan, and his younger brother Stevie. Clint, a gambling addict, suffers from a lack of social grace and the interesting habits of his nine-year-old son. His weekly visits consist of his wife and infant children.^[1]

Characters

Michael

Played by Iain McKee: Michael has taken the rap for a jewellery robbery. He refused to grass the other robbers, meaning he is the one to get locked up while the real culprits remain free, one of which was his brother, Stevie. However to save his brother from the prison sentence Michael took the fall for him.^[1]

Clint

Played by Steve Edge: Gambling addict Clint is desperate to prove his machismo but what chance has he got when his wife – the long-suffering Bev – does not take him seriously. His unseen nine-year-old son Jamie is constant source of comedy and anxiety (at least on Clint's part) with ongoing references to his unhealthy interests of dolls, skipping and stage musicals. Clint has an unfortunate ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time and upset those around him.^[1]

Splodge Costello

Played by Stephen Walters: Mancunian Splodge is campaigning for the right to additional toilet paper rolls, which landed him in a stint of solitary confinement. Most of the prison inmates and staff are afraid of him, and he knows it. Splodge spends most of his visiting time waiting for his girlfriend, Zoe, who is habitually late, and harassing the other inmates.^[3]

Blind Pete

Played by Vincent Davies: Pete, or "Blind Pete" as he's known within the prison, uses his disability to his advantage in any way that he can. Many of the other prisoners suspect that all is not what it seems and that Pete may actually be able to see.^[3]

Brian

Played by John Henshaw: Michael's father and a local taxi driver, Brian drives the family to the prison each week for their visit. A bit of a complainer with an unhealthy obsession with speed bump, he's still a loyal family man.^[3]

Stevie

Played by Craig Fitzpatrick: Michael's younger brother, Stevie is not too concerned with anything but women and weed. During visits he likes to wind his father and brother up while convincing his Nan to pay for anything he thinks he needs.^[3]

Nana

Played by Beatrice Kelley: If any soul needs saving, Nana knows it's her grandson. She insists on sending Michael every religious icon she can find, has made friends with all of the local Catholic Priests, and thinks that Father Kane can solve any problem.^[3]

Bev

Played by Naomi Radcliffe: Clint's long-suffering wife, Bev spends much of her time campaigning for better playground facilities in the visiting room for her twins. Loyal, rational, and calm, she is often frustrated with her husband's gambling on the inside while she struggles to make ends meet on the outside.^[3]

Zoe

Played by Rebecca Richamond: Splodge's girlfriend and the mother of his child, Zoe often misses visits or is late. She turns the heads of most of the other inmates, much to the dismay of their girlfriends and wives.^[3]

Officer Mark Bamford

Played by Darren Tighe: Prison Officer Bamford likes to keep a tight ship. However the harder he tries the more of a fool he makes himself look. Bamford is usually at the end of fellow prison officer, Russell's jokes, with Bamford always calling Russell a twat behind his back once he has become the butt of the joke.^[1]

Officer Russell

Played by Neil Bell: Crunchies are the most important thing in Officer Russel's day. Relaxed and focused on chocolate, he spends most of his day wondering how much time is left in his shift.^[3]

Officer Rachel

Played by Angel Coulby: Well liked by the prisoners due to her wit and sarcasm, Officer Rachel is both good at her job and more than willing to put the other guards in their place.^[3]

Cast

Iain McKee ... Michael
John Henshaw ... Dad
Craig Fitzpatrick ... Stevie
Beatrice Kelly ... Nana
Steve Edge ... Clint
Naomi Radcliffe ... Bev
Angel Coulby ... Officer Rachael
Darren Tighe ... Officer Mark Bamford
Neil Bell ... Officer Russell
Vincent Davies ... Pete
Stephen Walters (Credited as Stephen Martin Walters)... Splodge
Rebecca Richmond... Zoe

Episodes

Total no.	Series no.	Title	Written by	Original air date
1	1	"Episode 1"	Tony Burgess	15 July 2007 (2007-07-15)
Pete gets a pleasant surprise from his unexpected visitor, while Nana recounts the story of Father O'Kane and his chapati. Clint makes an unsuccessful attempt at playing the hardnut of the prison.^[4]
2	2	"Episode 2"	Tony Burgess	22 July 2007 (2007-07-22)
Splodge Costello has completed his dirty protest in solitary, but celebrations are restrained. Michael maintains his innocence and pursues his appeal. Clint is happy to show off his pumped up muscles to Bev.^[4]
3	3	"Episode 3"	Tony Burgess	29 July 2007 (2007-07-29)
A sheep has mysteriously got into Radford's visiting room and Officer Bamford has taken drastic action to solve the problem. The inmates enjoy the drama on banned mobile telephones, but how do they keep them hidden from the officers?^[4]
4	4	"Episode 4"	Tony Burgess	5 August 2007 (2007-08-05)
The creche has been furnished with new toys, much to the delight of Bev and Clint. At last Michael's solicitor has arrived, but he is urged to apologise for a crime that he insists he did not commit.^[4]
5	5	"Episode 5"	Dave Nicholls	12 August 2007 (2007-08-12)
Clint's brother arrives at the prison with a consignment to appease Lipstick Dave, and Clint's status plummets even further. A spot drug test on the inmates brings an extra worry to Michael and the family.^[4]
6	6	"Episode 6"	Tony Burgess	19 August 2007 (2007-08-19)
At last someone has come to fix the CCTV cameras, and Officer Bamford finds a spark of attraction in her. It's Clint's birthday and his son Jamie has a special surprise.^[4]
7	7	"Episode 7"	Jim Poyser	26 August 2007 (2007-08-26)
Clint has discovered Buddhism, Russell plucks up the courage to ask Rachael out and Pete has success with his internet date. But has Michael's appeal been successful?^[4]