Horses and Grasses
Studio album by Hard 'n Phirm
Released	November 18, 2005
Recorded	Los Angeles, California
Genre	Parody music, Comedy rock
Length	40:19
Label	Independent
Producer	Unknown

Horses and Grasses is the first and only studio album by the comedy band Hard 'n Phirm, released in 2005.

1. The Carbon Cycle – 2:19
2. American Dinosaurs – 3:32
3. An Intro – 0:35
4. Pi – 3:14
5. Ready – 0:22
6. She Named the Pony Jesus – 5:05
7. Pneumatica (Part I) – 0:41
8. Moose Lodge – 2:04
9. Fitter Clappier – 2:35
10. Rodeohead – 4:56
11. The Camping Song – 0:46
12. El Corazón – 3:46
13. Wasted – 0:26
14. Anything – 2:54
15. Funkhauser – 7:04

• Horses and Grasses on CDBaby
• Video of Hard n' Phirm song "Pi" directed by Keith Schofield