"Escalator of Life" is a song from Robert Hazard's self-titled debut album released in 1982.[1] The song spent 9 weeks on the Billboard Hot 100, peaking at #58 on April 9, 1983.[2] The song is mentioned in the books Preaching the Incarnation[3] and Cyndi Lauper: A Memoir.[4] The single version of the song was remixed and edited by Neil Kernon.[5]