Gerard, the Earl of Beverley, a philanderer, has pushed his father, The Duke of Crowborough, to the limit. The Duke storms into his son's home demanding that the younger man settle down with a wife and take on some responsibility. The young Earl, drunk and embarrassed in front of his friends, proposes to Betty, a kitchen maid, to spite his father. Gerard has no intention of following his father's wishes and makes plans to send Betty away and to continue with his profligate lifestyle. But the Duke is a step ahead of his son: He gives Gerard's allowance to his wife, Betty, so that Gerard must depend upon her. The charming Betty manages to become accepted by the society into which she has married and eventually charms her way into the heart of her wayward husband. He returns to her of his own accord and they find happiness.
Musical numbers
Act I - The Earl of Beverley's House in Regent's Park, London
No. 1 - Chorus - "Oh, his Lordship rather keeps things up, they come to sup, lots of ladies and of noblemen..."
No. 2 - Betty & Alf - "Let's pretend some fairy has granted our wishes..."
No. 3 - Gerard, Chicquette & Dolly - "Oh, girls, isn't it a score ... Isn't it a score? ... I'm a bachelor! ..."
No. 4 - Jotte, with Alf - "I started bus'ness on six bob a week ..."
No. 5 - Finale Act I - Betty - "It was a little kitchen-maid, beside the fire one night she stayed..."
Act II - The Garden of the Earl of Beverley's House (next morning)
No. 6 - Introduction & "Betty" Barcarolle.
No. 7 - Unaccompanied Madrigal - Eight Household Servants - "All day long I roll the lawn, and a very long roll it is..."
No. 8 - Gerard - "It's a funny thought, how often in my life I've had breakfast all alone..."
No. 9 - Jotte & Chorus - "Though you find me a bit severe when I am in my shop..."
No. 10 - Gerard, David, Victor, Cedric & Men's Chorus - "Marriage is a thing that makes me nervous..."
No. 11 - Betty & Chorus - "I have dream'd of the wonder of love, like a rainbow that arches above..."
No. 12 - Estelle & Jotte - "When a fellow goes out walking with a dear delightful pet..."
No. 13 - Betty & Gerard - "Suppose it was true that you loved me and I loved you..."
No. 14 - David, Jotte & Playne - "A woman's too much for a man all alone..."
No. 15 - Finale Act II - "What! You cannot really, truly mean to send her off so cruelly..."
Act III - Lord Playne's House, Farnham Towers
No. 16 - Chorus & Dance - "Come away, have one more waltz with us now..."
No. 17 - Jotte & Chorus - "If you'd have the fashionable figure in the very latest taste..."
No. 18 - Estelle & Jotte - "There is a right side and a wrong to ev'rything, it seems to me..."
No. 19 - Betty & Gerard - "It's a month since we parted; aren't you quite broken-hearted? ..."
No. 20 - Finale Act III (includes a quiet section for dialogue)